ONE FINE DAY MISTER RABBIT GOES RUNNING
AROUND THE FOREST. HE SEES A GIRAFFE ROLLING
A JOINT AND SAYS TO HIM:
"GIRAFFE GIRAFFE! WHY DO YOU DO DRUGS? COME
RUN WITH ME INSTEAD"
SO THE GIRAFFE STOPS ROLLING HIS JOINT AND
GOES RUNNING WITH THE RABBIT.
THEN THEY COME ACROSS AN ELEPHANT DOING
LINES.
SAYS THE RABBIT: "ELEPHANT, ELEPHANT. WHY DO
YOU DO DRUGS? COME RUN WITH US INSTEAD"
SO THE ELEPHANT STOPS AND GOES RUNNING WITH
THE TWO.
THEN THEY COME ACROSS A LION PREPARING A
SYRINGE.
" LION LION" CRIES THE RABBIT, "WHY DO YOU DO
DRUGS? COME RUN WITH US INSTEAD"
THE LION WITH A MIGHTY ROAR BANGS THE RABBIT
TO SMITHEREENS.
"NO"! THE GIRAFFE AND THE ELEPHANT CRY, "WHY
DID YOU DO THAT? ALL HE WAS TRYING TO DO
WAS TO HELP YOU OUT!"
THE LION REPLIES "DAMN RABBIT ALWAYS MAKES
ME RUN AROUND THE WHOLE FOREST WHEN HE'S
HIGH ON SPEED!"
