Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
War not determine who is right, war determine who is left
Crowded elevator smells different to midget
Man who drive like hell bound to get there
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement