"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at
her
  and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live
in a
house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

  The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
  anyway.  She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living
room
and waited for it to say something.  The bird looked around the room,
then
at her, and said, "New house, new madam."  The woman was a bit shocked
at
the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad." When her two
teenage
daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house,
new
madam, new girls."  The girls and the woman were a bit offended but
then
began to laugh
about  the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work

         The bird looked at him and said "Hi Keith"