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Les Misérables According to Dr. Seuss
By Rachel
you gotta get the mental image going as you read this. . .


Who am I?
Of course I put this at the top.

Les Misawhatza?


Castle on a Cloud

Actually, it's Fanfic. Get it? I like to go there in my. . . oh, never mind.

Fan Art

This and that

When I Get Free. . .

Bring me Home

I have a letter, Mam'selle
Tell me quickly, what's the story?

I am Jean

Jean Valjean

That Jean Valjean!
That Jean Valjean!
I do not like
that Jean Valjean!


Would you like to get along?

I would not like to get along.
I would not like to, Jean Valjean.


Would you like to here or there?

I would not like to here or there.
I would not like to anywhere.
I would not like to get along.
I would not like to, Jean Valjean.


Would you like to with a gun?
Would you like to on the run?
Would you like a sticky bun?

I do not want to with a gun.
I do not want to on the run.
I do not want a sticky bun.
I do not want to here or there.
I do not want to anywhere.
I do not want to get along.
I do not want to, Jean Valjean.


Would you like to under stars?
Would you like to behind bars?

Not under stars.
Not behind bars.
Not with a gun.
Not on the run.
No sticky bun!
I would not like to here or there.
I would not like to anywhere.
I would not like to get along.
I would not like to, Jean Valjean.


Would you? Could you?
Make ammends?
Hug me! Love me!
Let’s be friends.

I would not, could not, make amends.

You may like to.
You will see.
You may like to over tea!

I would not, could not over tea.
Leave me alone! You let me be.
I do not want to under stars.
I do not want to behind bars.
I do not want to with a gun.
I do not want to on the run.
I do not want a sticky bun.
I do not want to here or there.
I do not want to anywhere.
I do not want to get along.
I do not want to, Jean Valjean.


The Seine! The Seine!
The Seine! The Seine!
Could you, would you, in the Seine?

Not in the Seine! Not over tea!
Leave me alone! Jean! Let me be!
I would not, could not, under stars.
I could not, would not, behind bars.
I would not like to with a gun.
I would not like to on the run.
I would not like to here or there.
I would not like to anywhere.
I would not like to get along.
I would not like to, Jean Valjean.


Say!
In the dark? Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not in the Seine.
I would not, could not, over tea.
I do not want to, Jean, you see.
Not under stars. Not behind bars.
Not with a gun. Not on the run.
I would not like to here or there.
I do not want to anywhere!


You do not want to get along?

I do not want to, Jean Valjean.

Could you, would you, in your coat?

I would not, could not, in my coat!

Would you, could you, on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, in my coat.
I would not like to in the rain.
I would not like to in the Seine.
Not in the dark! Not over tea!
Leave me alone! You let me be!
I do not want to under stars.
I do not want to behind bars.
I do not want to on the run.
I do not want to with a gun.
I do not want to here or there.
I do not want to ANYWHERE!
I do not want to get along!
I do not want to, Jean Valjean.


You would not like to.
So you say.
Try to! Try to!
And you may.
Try to and you may, I say.

Jean!
If you will let me be, I will try to.
You will see.

*hugs Jean*

Say!
I like to get along!
I do! I like to, Jean Valjean!
And I would like to on a boat.
And I would like to in my coat.
And I would like to in the rain.
And in the dark. And in the Seine.
And I would like to over tea.
It is so nice, so nice, you see!
So I would like to under stars.
And I would like to behind bars.
And I would like to on the run.
And I would like to with a gun.
And I would like to here and there.
Say! I would like to ANYWHERE!

I do so like
to get along!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Jean Valjean!

Next step. . . illustrating it! Contact me if you can help!!!!