Jesus Christ Superstar 2003!
OK...let me begin by saying that it is and html miracle if you even got to this part of the site so we should all thank the html god...ready? One, two three, 'thank you mr. html god!'
All right now that that's taken care of...my little song...its not really password protected for any reason...except that people would probably think we were crazy if they didnt already...
>The JCS "semi-rap"!
Sung to the tune of "my god i saw him..." yeah, that song...but just the tune of that verse over and over...
>da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Je-sus
>Mimi's part sounds like
>A bunch of other songs
>That wailing is like viva vegas
>Gone all wrong!
>The confusing part for Sam
>Is that she kisses Jesus!
>Wait is...
>Judas gay?
>da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Bat-man
>Celeste chereographed
>The whole darn show
>She couldn't make them black boys though
>This we know!
>The 'gay man' and the 'GAP commercial'
>Odd but cool!
>Ulti-...
>-Mate cross!
>da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Sui-cide!
>Ben was King Herod
>Because he's so cool!
>And we should all go walk across
>His swimming pool!
>They made him do a kickline now,
>That was great!
>Front, front...
>Back, back!
>da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Get-Out!
>As Mimi explains
>Molly's inside her head!
>Then how the heck she hangs her
>Is yet to be said!
>The tormenters were crazy
>Wearing only black!
>They only...
>Wanna know!
>da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Ring-Toss!
>Sam's roles seem to be
>Developing a theme,
>But leaving pants in Lewias office
>Ain't so keen!
>I thought she liked that Murray better
>Anyway!
>Lewias...
>Not too bad!
>da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Show-Me!
>The role of Jesus
>Johan perfectly fit,
>However, he sang notes
>That I can't even hit!
>According to Pilate hes just a
>Puppet!
>How can
>Anyone
>da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BeThatThirst-y
>The apostles had
>To be taught to be drunk!
>Lewia was just great at it,
>Who woulda thunk?
>Or we could take Sam's advice
>For experience first-hand!
>Inter-...
>Mission!
>da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na PoolOf-Wine!
>We've had some crazy
>Fun here on the set!
>The moth we crucified
>Instead of kept as a pet!
>We chanted P-I-T because the
>Pit's so cool
>Ben thinks...
>It's RAD!
>Put that...
>Broom down!
>da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na J-C-S!
