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Dana Is Racist...and hates leprechauns

If you ask Dana who she hates most in the world, she will answer, "The child of a black muslim woman and a mexican jewish man... in a wheelchair." Her 2nd biggest hate however is leprechauns. "Midgets and Irish people, GOD DAMN IT! That makes me so angry." The last leprechaun Dana encountered is pictured above.

*Note: Gallagher is believed to be an Irish name. However bring the up to Dana and her response is, "Gallagher is 100% American so shut yer god damn mouth." Upon a 2nd inquiry Dana will then inform the inquistor to "Shut their yap before I shut it for em". All of us here at DIIR urge everyone to heed this warning. On one occasion a person made that mistake and Dana literally shut his mouth for him..... Dana's 8 year old cousin now only has half of his tongue.

*Note: Dana now makes fun of her 8 year old cousin for his speech impetiment and makes very inappropriate Special Olympic remarks and refrences.
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Dana HATES African Americans

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Dana vs. Chunakuh

Dana can't stand the Jewish religion. It is by far the religion she hates the most. Elementary schoolers no longer sing the dradel song because upon hearing it little Dana would stab crayons up other children's noses and make the teacher eat chalk. Dana is pretty tactless about her hatred as well. Last year when a family was having its Hanukah celebration, Dana threw a dead pig through their living room window. Dana still thinks this is quite funny.
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Dana thinks she has a chance at heaven
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Dana really really wants to go to heaven. Most people want go because it is supposed to be peaceful and eternally satisfying. Dana wants to go to heaven because she heard it was ALL WHITE. Dana also has a theory that since Hell is hot, it must be full of mexicans. Dana REALLY hates mexicans. Dana has decided that God has gotten a little bit relaxed about who gets into heaven and who doesn't. She thinks hes been relying to heavily on "True belief" and "Following the bible" and not enough on being American. Dana has decided that when she gets to heaven she will have to make some reforms and get rid of some unwanted people. Ironically Dana would be getting rid of the same people as she did in her "Make the world a better place" plan for the second time.
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