This is my latest London
musical obsession. There is a - be it very tenuous - link to StEx. There are
several, actually. First - it is choreographed by Arlene Philips. Second - it's
a big rock spectacular. Third - and my favourite - the majority of the ensemble
used to be trains. I speak, of course, of Chris Lennon(aka 'Mr. Flashy', due to
the fact that he was one of the first Electras to have the
heart-monitor-chest-box-thing), Lucie Fentum(last cast Ashley), Anna
Woodside(last cast swing), Giorgia Barberi(Bochum Wrench - approximately 4'
tall) and Amy Field(London Wrench - approximately 6' tall, also last cast
Buffy). Well, that's my justification for this page, anyway.
Much as
I love this show, there are a few(quite a lot, actually) things that really
irritate me about it. It's paper-thin plot, for instance. I can see why the
critics hated it - but, inappropriate song lyrics(the songs had to be used,
being in the Greatest Hits albums, no matter how much or little they relate to
the actual storyline), recycled characters, missing gaps of timeline and
choreography marginally more challenging than the Macarena aside, I love this
show. But back to the point of this narrative. Here are a couple of songs I've
rearranged. If you're reading, Mr May, please take heed.
Anyone here got The Sims? No...?
Well, don't bother downloading these, then. They all come in all three skin
tones.
That's right ladies and
gentlemen, the Teen Queens available to download and control. You will, of
course, notice that they have names which you will be entirely unable to find in
your programme - fret not, dear people. I made them up myself as a means of
categorising the girls. Some of the heads might not work, and I can do
nothing but apologise for this - Poppy and Kylie, for instance, require meshes
that are embedded in the House Party expansion pack. I can't tell you how much
fun it was trying to extract the number and then try and fit the skin on. If
you're interested, Poppy is on what it calls the 'piano' mesh. I recommend
that you make them townies in Hot Date. It suits their personalities
perfectly.
The 8 Teen Queens above, I know are standard ensemble. But
here we have a bit of a mystery girl.
Is this actually a separate
costume from Annelie? If so, why have two so similar? Who plays her? Who could
possibly be interested in prolonging this misunderstanding? I haven't the
slightest idea. Let us leave it strictly alone. Well, download her if you want.
I call her Holly.
Disclaimer: This site is not related to RUG, Andrew Lloyd Webber, or
Queen, and is not official in any way, as I hardly know what I'm doing. I don't
make any money from this site, I don't HAVE any money so the idea had crossed my
mind, but quite frankly it wouldn't work as no-one would pay for it. It exists
purely to show off all the great pics I been sent by my friend in Germany.
Starlight Express is (c) Really Useful Group, not me. Also, please don't sue me
because as I said, I have no money.