You Could Drive A Person Crazy
Doo doo doo doo, Doo doo doo doo, Doo doo doo doo doo doo. You could drive a
person crazy, You could drive person mad. Doo doo, Doo doo, Doo. First you make a
person hazy, So a person could be had. Doo doo, Doo doo, Doo. The you leave a person
dangling sadly Outside your door, Which it only makes a person gladly Want you even
more. I could understand a person If he said to go away (if it’s not a person’s bag). Doo
doo, Doo doo, Doo. I could understand a person If he happened to be gay (If the person
was a fag (or hag). Doo doo, Doo doo, Doo. Boo boo boo boo. But worse ‘n’ that, A
person that Titillates a person and then leaves her flat Is crazy, He’s a troubled person,
He’s a truly crazy person himself! (ad lib) When a person’s personality is personable, He
shouldn’t ought to sit like a lump. It’s harder than a matador coercin’ a bull To try to get
you off a your rump. So single and attentive and attractive a man Is everything a person
could wish. But turning off a person is the act of a man Who likes to pull the hooks out of
fish. Knock, knock, is anybody there? Knock, knock, it really isn’t fair. Knock, knock
I’m working all my charms (on my job). Knock, knock, a zombie’s in my arms! All that
sweet affection, What is wrong? Where’s that loose connection? How long, oh Lord,
how long? Bobby, baby, Bobby, bubi, Bobby, you could drive a person buggy, You could
blow a person’s cool. Doo doo, Doo doo, Doo. First you make a person fell all huggy
While you make her feel a fool. Doo doo, Doo doo, Doo. When a person says that
you’ve upset her, That’s when you’re good. You impersonate a person better Than a
zombie should. I could understand a person If he wasn’t good in bed. Doo doo, Doo
doo, Doo. I could understand a person If he actually was dead. Doo doo doo doo.
Exclusive you, Elusive you, Will any person ever get the juice of you? You’re crazy,
You’re a lovely person, You’re a moving, deeply maladjusted, Never to be trusted, Crazy
person yourself! Bobby is my hobby and I’m giving it up!
