"I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for a donut. I give you the money, you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just cannot see a situation where I would need to prove that I bought donut. Some secptical friend, don't even act like I didn't get that donut I got the documentation right here. Oh, wait its back home in the file under D for donut.
"I haven't slept for 10 days cause that would be too long."
"My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestion ever. Way better then cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch koala bears scatter and I don't want them to. I'm like wait hold on fellas. Let me hold one of you and feed you a leaf."
