Name: Bradley Michael Martel

                                            AKA: I don't like nicknames.

                                            DOB: On April 17th of 1986 at around 12:06.

                                            Sex: Male. (Sorry I'm guess I'm just not funny enough.)

                                            Hair Color: Perma-dark brown.

                                            Eye Color: Semi-perma-squinty brown.

                                            Instrument(s): Guitar, Vocals, Drums.

                                            Favorite Color: Blue.

                                            Favorite Food: Sandwiches... there's this Italian lunch meat that's really salty, and it's just 

                                                                       some tasty stuff yah know... but I'm not Europeen enough to enunciate it 

                                                                      properly. So let's just call it Saltino.

                                            Favorite Book: The liner notes of Refused's The Shape Of Punk To Come but if that doesn't

                                                                       count I'd have to say Crazy From The Heat by David Lee Roth. YES, that's 

                                                                        right... the lead singer of Van Halen 1978-1984. Rock star antics at their

                                                                        best.   It's the early 80s all over again!

                                            Favorite Movie: Spinal Tap or Mallrats or something. Rock Star... it's funny how these 

                                                                         questions completely erase your memory of everything you've ever remotely 

                                                                        enjoyed...

                                            Favorite TV Show: Anything on Much Music really. Or any music channel. Anything music

                                                                              related.

                                            Favorite Actor/Actress: I don't dig actors. I just don't find them convincing enough.

                                            Favorite Activity: Thinking.

                                            Favorite Video Game: Sonic The Hedgehog.

                                            Favorite Superhero(s): Smokey The Bear... he always put out the fires.

                                            Favorite Band(s): Foo Fighters, Finch, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Thrice.

                                            Favorite Porn Star: I'm too sensible to watch porn... but OHHHHHHH Veronica how that 

                                                                                coffee tastes good!

                                            Guilty Pleasure: Enjoying R&B music.

                                            Ideal Place To Live: Southern California.

                                            Boxers Or Briefs: Is None-Of-Your-Damn Business an option?

                                            Pets: Turtles -  How I long to play with your bellies in the clouds of heaven.

                                                                        R.I.P  Leonardo, Donatello, Michaelangelo & Raphael.