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"The Original" Props to B-Ho |
oh hes a queer, he should have no fear, he should put the moves on allie, not sally. why is he being gay, is he afraid of something that she may say? you'd figure that he would want some ass, maybe he just needs some gas for his car, or a shooting star or another shot of tequila from the bar. he doesnt need to go far, they live in the same small town, they should just take a walk to the park and sit down. but what can i say, the kid is a clown. he really needs to stop and think, not be a dink, you know he really does stink. he should be a little kink, thats the way she likes it, well at least i think. but some day, even if it is in the great month of may, he will stop slackin' and somethin' will finally happen |
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Becky's a Hottie Props to A-Slut & S-Pimp |
Yo look at Becky shes such a little slut. Before she didn't do nething, now shes getting butt. She used to be all stinky now shes getting kinky.. on the bed on the rug anywhere she can hug. At first she thought he was mad gay now shes getting mad play every day even though its not may what can I say shes just hot like that a big shot like that you never woulda thought like that. she goes to football games creepin under bleachers,shes gets As in school cus shes fuckin all her teachers. Shes got a bro his name is bill when he sees her burp he says yo chilllll. Beckys such a wigga always calling people nigga goin to i-town and castles always causin hassles what an asshole. her civic is white,she gets high as a kite,shes drinkin coronas till shes passed out for the night. When shes drunk shes always causin a fight forgets what happened then says nahhh iss aite. damn look at becky when she walks past, she gets more ass than bill smokes grass. Beckys such a foo' hanging with the A-B-L crew whatcha gonna do its k-dawg shes gonna screw,what a lyricist guru, cuz this is what happens when emcee Allie comes through. |
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The P-I-M-P Props to A-Slut & B-Ho |
Check it, this hot shits about steve hes friends with a skeeve not a member of BBE that's some crazy shit hes got that PPP pass the bong take a hit. Puff puff pass nigga get some ass nigga you think hes a stoner you dunno that half nigga yo gimme that grass nigga. He always be hittin up the union racetrack becky and allie took him there now hes always gonna go back, the kid doesn't slack, you gotta know hes a mack. Hes a P-I-M-P cruising in a M3, nah just playin nigga he got the millennia it cost him 14gs. Hes def a homie, doesn't like Romy hes always getting ass the kid isn't lonely. Workin at Harmon's hitting on the chicks it always ends up they be suckin his dick. He says to the busted girls dammmn you make me sick, the kid is too slick to drive stick. Once in a while he needs a little kick so he gets the guitar pick and writes the illest rhymes when hes reading high times. |
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Lil Slut Props to S-Pimp |
yo shes got an ass hotter than that castle spot, jenna thinks hers is bigger but i do think not.i got 850, so i can take her to the movies, i remain smoothly, not a pervert so i wont slip her roofies. whippin around in the silver integ-ra, shes creepin solo, dont let her get ahead of ya.shes sweats niggaz like the DOOF, sippin on bacardi's 1-5-1 proof.u know this bitch is hot and u cant resist it,but ya better watch out our youll wind up twisted. she just broke it off with chuck so if u wanna hit it, ya better have a lot of luck.plus ya know she likes to suck and shell do it anytime for a hot buck. |
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What a Perv Props to S-Pimp & A-Slut |
Josh be ridin around in his hot red Saab hes puffin on a pipe made of corncob, its filled with herb what u think it was fool, damn the kid wishes he was cool. He always talks like hes pimpin it to a girl, I passed his house last night, she really was a squirrel. some people think hes a pedophile, maybe because when little girls walk by he smiles. But nah, Josh really is chillllll, its cuz the kid has mad bills. He always comes and picks me up when I call one day I’m gonna take him to the mall. Steve says that josh is a wiener, i made him my bitch when my car gets dirty hes the cleaner ya we couldn’t be meaner. Nah, actually we could… when fat old men walk by, Josh gets wood. What the hell is wrong with Josh, the kid hasn’t grown he looks like a frosh. hes always overdressed for informal situations, hes a queer and u know it aint no exaggeration. when u blow him shotties he tries to hook up, so i punched him in the face and left his ass shook up.He puts the nigga shit in his hair it makes it all fluffy, you ask him about it he says nahhh I look like puffy. so the next time your looking for a perverted masturbator, call up josh the penis investigator. |
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Shit's Boring Props to A-Slut |
I’m a little mamacita, you know ill definitely beat ya, try to mess, I confess no girls will wanna meet ya. I’m a lyricist guru freestylin all the time all the niggas out there love how I rhyme. Up in the shower, don’t you wish that you were here, Maybe u’ll get lucky just gimme a few beers. When I’m at the parties I’m always getting drunk, that’s the only time shady niggas gotta chance with this gadunkadunk. You call me a bitch hell ya I know its true, ur just jealous my lifestyles so much better than you. All u cool cats, you gotta love how we ladies roll, I go on the parkway neva paying muthafucking tolls. I go right through ya you hear that siren bell I say fuck you nigga, yall can go to hell. I listen to that eighties shit—Run DMC, KRS One, forget about these new fools—fuck Big Pun. Ya heard those words, kids, I’m ready to fight—nahh its cool me and Pun be mad tight. |
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Weird House Props to A-Slut & S-Pimp |
I went over this kids house the other day, yo that shit was mad gay. There was nothing to eat, nothing to drink, the garbage can was in the sink. it all started when his dad walked in the front door, told us he was home to take a shit and didnt say nothin more. but ya his dad is the man, he smokes a stoge on the can. the only food he had was mustard and peanut butter, and fudge sticks with pubes from his little brother. i asked him to watch a movie he said i got little big league, i laughed in his face and put on the score and was intrigued. his two dyke dogs did nothin but hump, shasha aint a chump she fucked shaina up the rump. |
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Ode to I-Town Props to A-Slut |
Me and B-ho always be hittin up I-town, Springfield Ave we drive up, we drive down. We always pimp that shit in my car, the drives 10 minutes its not too far. You gotta hit up Vauxhall and RPM’s, from there on its total mayhem. One time on fourtieth at the light we were stopped, we look around there was no cops. We be dancing to Biggie’s Hypnotize, then all the sudden we saw the guys in the car next to us giving us the eyes. I get scared, when the light changes I floor it, those guys were scary--I didnt wanna see more of it. I drive around town to turn around and who do I see but those two guys stopped with their brights on me. They flash me twice, then get outta the car, I screamed and went faster than a shooting star. Turn back onto Springfield Ave then on to forty… you’re stupid to be in Irvington at night when you’re a shorty! |
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Cake Props to B-ho & A-Slut |
We had an idea of what we wanted to make. Then we decided it would be a cake—vanilla with chocolate frostin.. better than you could get in any town, especially Boston. This shit is hotter than Mike Lawson. It only had to bake half hour after that its time to devour. But we also have other plans for it after it sits and cools we’re gonna throw it at the houses of people who are fools. They’ll never know until they see cake frosting all over their house and their trees. Geez Louise! We ate that shit, ya we ate half—after that its time smash we’re better than that Clash—RIP Joe Strummer—we’re gonna miss you it will be a bummer.. too bad he wasn’t the drummer! Hook us up with the cash to buy the hash for the big bash. Yo, whose gonna have a party on New Years’s, just invite us and we’ll bring the beers, we don’t wanna hang out with any of those queers. Ya that’s right, were gonna get trashed – itll be mad fun, tons of memories for everyone. Peace! |
