Here are some lovely poems and riddles:
Jack and Jill went up the hill, to have a little fun. silly jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son!
Roses are red, violets are blue, my nose smells, AND YOUR FEET DO TOO!
humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings horses and all the kings men, had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!
To steal ideas from one person would be plagiarism, to steel ideas from many is called research
Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead. now it goes to school with her, between two hunks of bread!
Hey diddle diddle, the cat did a piddle, all over the bedside clock, the little dog laughed to see such fun, when it died of electric shock
I always give 100% at school: 13% Monday 22% Tuesday 26% Wednesday 35% Thursday 4% Friday
Beer makes people smarter. Think about it...it made Bud wiser
What did one saggin boob say to the other? "If we don't get support soon people are gonna think we're nuts!"
George Bush has a little one, Germans usually have big ones, and priests don't use theirs. What is it? ***************Answer: A last name, you pervert!
I always get confused when people ask me: "Did you sleep good?" I always wonder if they want me to say: "No, I made a few mistakes"
