Real Basic life story

Look Everyone, I know this looks like shit but your gonna have to deal. Im a busy mother-fucker So Im just makin this here coz i got like 30 minutes of free time for once, when i Get more free time Expect a GOOD site with a BLS section to pay triblute to the band and lifestyle I live and love. Some GOOD pictures, A nice porno section, some shoutouts, and everything that rocks.



INFO

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Ok here is some general info on me, who I am, what I do, And why you need to love me NOW...

Basicly it boils down to this, Im fucking cool. I kick ass, Im smart, Sexy, A gifted musician, charming, Dedicated, wity, Amazingly funny, A kickass friend, And in general a person anyone in their right mind would be lucky to know. sometimes I say funny shit and think "God I would pay money to know me, I kick ass".. Seriously I do!

Ok Ok Ok ok Ok OK!!!!! I've been bombarded with fan mail from many ladies asking "Hey WWZD, I can't help but notice that your SOOO goddamn sexy i wanna jump your bones RIGHT NOW, Can I please?" and Other such Emails...

So alow me to answer you, No, You can not jump my bones... in fact please leave my bones alone they belong to someone named laney! hands off! Yes that means im no longer single, in fact im VERY happy with my girlfriend... shes the best! so Quit emailing me! Especially the MALES sending those kind of Emails... Even if I wasn't in a relationship... ick. out-hole only fellas.

People I Give a shit about.

Ok Folks, this is the section for People that don't totally fucking suck.... Enough said, on with the shit.

This is shaun, My sidekick and partner in crime, hes like my own little minime without the biting... hes got my carisma, wit, and charm, and he is only a step or 2 behind on my looks and guitar skill, in general he could replace me if i died and few would really notice.(but im older so im a little ahead of him.. and i have kickass face hair)
my GOOD friend acarya and the BITCH who is stalking him, Sarah. Ignore the goth bitchy girl, she is not important... To anyone or anything. AC on the otherhand is like a brother.. look at the pretty eyes!!!!(no im not gay)
Nick! my friend... (one of the only people i know who i can find pics of online)
Nicks little banner thing

If your not on here, don't cry, Only Emo kid pussies do that. Its Just that your not important enough.
thats just my way of saying its prolly because I have no pics of you uploaded, this isn't MY comp im on so i may not habe a pic of you to upload. either that Or your Frank and I simply don't like you :P






My Shit!!!

These are pictures of all my shit, No, Not pictures of when I take a Dump in the toilet and it looks like George W Bush, I mean my material possesions, get Your head outta your ass and keep up. Bitch. :)


This is my new guitar.... ok no its not but i sure do wish it was... isn't she beautiful?
my girlfriend... ok MAYBE not.... (my REAL girlfriend is 10 times better anyway :P)
.... Kittie kat!
.... Stevie Cat!
my HOMEMADE petalboard... OH YEA!!!!
this is my baby... my baby.. my preci--... I mean... LoTR is for nerds and geeks... and other people that don't have sex.... *cough** turn away*


RANDOM SHIT ALERT!!!

the SDMF palm pilot



OK Everyone thats all there is to it. this will have to hold you over for awhile.. Email me at Bleed4BlackLabel@SDMF.ZZN.com or AIM me at Phils Evil Twin.... thats also my yahoo name.

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