Brown Pretzel
BROWN PRETZEL
New Lyrics - Avenging Turnip
Original lyrics by Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
One war makes you larger
But setbacks makes you small,
And the intel C.I.A gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Ahmed
On in his prison cell
And if you go chasing chem-bombs
And you know you'll find none at all,
Tell 'em a voice from our father above
Has given you the call.
Call dadddy
He is at the mall.
When the men in your office
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just have choked on a pretzel
And your mind is moving slow.
Go ask daddy
I think he'll know.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead,
And when Ashcroft is talking backwards
And when Cheney's "I've wet my bed!"
Remember what D. Rumsfeld said:
"Bomb their heads. Bomb their heads. Bomb their heads"
