The Ashcroft Theme
The Ahcroft Theme
New Lyrics Avenging Turnip
Original Lyrics - Frank Sinatra - New York New York
He's changin' the laws. The Patriot Act
You sure don't want to mess with him
Ashcroft, Ashcroft
To twistin' the laws, are great fun indeed
He is the grand lawmaker, yeah!
Ashcroft, Ashcroft
He is that guy who, judge you to 1000 years
For shoplifting chewgum
You sick little scum
God given new laws, are coming your way
Dykes, fags and all heretic pigs
Better watch out
Because if no one cares, he will catch your ass
He is the law, Ashcroft , Ashcroft
Ashcroft, Ashcroft
There are no more naked statues in the place he works
They was ungodly crap, creating sin
Get rid of the trash, book burning pyre
No ones going safe, from surveilance machines
A new nation's being built
By the Ashcroft
If you aren't afraid, then you'll better be
Because he is, Ahcroft... Ashcroft Ashcroft
