Chesire Carousel I talk to you every now and then I never felt so alone again I stop to think at a wishing well My thoughts send me on a carousel Here I am standing on my own Not a motion from the telephone I know not a reason why Solitudes a reason to die Just you wait and see As school life is a It is a woken dream Aren't you feeling alone? I guess its just another I guess its just another I guess its just another night alone Now as I walk down the street I need a job just to sleep in sheets Buying food every once in a while But not enough to purchase a smile A tank of gas is a treasure to me I know now that nothing is free I talk to you every now and then I never felt so alone again Just you wait and see As school life is a It is a woken dream Aren't you feeling alone? I guess its just another I guess its just another I guess its just another night alone M+M's You and I should get away for awhile I just want to be alone with your smile Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do I just want to be your only one I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw That night on the floor when we were all alone My love life was getting so bland There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand Sometimes it makes me want to laugh Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do I just want to be your only one I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw That night on the floor when we were all alone Who's gonna be the odd man out? I don't want to be the odd man out Is this going to be the end Or are you going to be my new girlfriend? Fentoozler At the risk of sounding rude Just who the fuck do you think you are To tell me what you expect of me today? Well, you can take your attitude You're out of luck, you've gone way too far If you think there's any chance I'm gonna stay How long can I string you along? How little of myself can I give And still make you believe I care? At the risk of sounding trite Why the fuck do you think you're right About every little thing that you say? And do you think that it is right For Tom to spend another night Writing songs about all the people he thinks are gay? How long can I string you along? How little of myself can I give And still make you believe I care? How long can I string you along How little of myself can I give And still make you believe I care? Touchdown Boy There's this one guy There's no one like him in all the world 'Cause you can always see Those girls down on there knees In those dark sweaty rooms Planning out his thoughts He's waiting for just the right One by one as they Walk right through the door, they Keep on coming back I Guess they just want more He has fun fun fun and you Might call him a whore, but Just look where he's at 'cause He is the one that scores I saw my friend there Out on the field today I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way," now One by one as they Walk right through the door, they Keep on coming back I Guess they just want more He has fun fun fun and you Might call him a whore, but Just look where he's at 'cause He is the one that scores Go! Strings I would do anything and that's What scares me so bad Don't want to live my life alone Don't want to go back to what I had Don't want to spend my life without All those special things Don't want to walk around being tied to Anyone else's Strings, strings, strings, strings I would do anything and that's What scares me so bad Don't want to live my life alone Don't want to go back to what I had Don't want to spend my life without All those special things Don't want to walk around being tied to Anyone else's Strings, strings, strings, strings Strings, strings, strings, strings Peggy Sue I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say to you And as your head gets all cluttered inside Try to stay awake Everything they say are lies That's all the shit that you ever have to take So hold in all your aggresions Because your grinding your teeth on down to The bottom of your chin It's not easy or so damn pleasing To not laugh at everything they say that They tell you what to be you're not alone I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do It's not the same reason why that Makes you change the things that you once knew As your head gets all cluttered inside Give more than you take Everything they say are lies That's all the shit that you ever have to take So hold in all your aggresions Because your grinding your teeth on down to The bottom of your chin It's not easy or so damn pleasing To not laugh at everything they say that They tell you what to be you're not alone You say you want to take off your shoes and Walk barefoot down the street Just to be the things that you can be Just live for one more week (Go!) You say you want to take off your shoes just to Walk barefoot down the street Just to be the things that you can be Just live for one more week So hold in all your aggresions Because your grinding your teeth on down to The bottom of your chin It's not easy or so damn pleasing To not laugh at everything they say that They tell you what to be you're not alone Sometimes Oh, how I wish that they would last Moments of peace that just slip through me so fast Just when I think that they are gonna stay Everything inside me just starts fading away Sometimes it seems like all I hope for Just gets thrown down on the floor And then it seems like you don't love me anymore Sometimes I wish that I could run away Sometimes I wish I just had something to say She looks at me and doesn't know the words to say But it's not you, I just don't feel quite right today All these things I say and do were never planned But how the fuck am I supposed to make you understand that Sometimes it seems like all I hope for Just gets thrown down on the floor And then it seems like you don't love me anymore Sometimes I wish that I could run away Sometimes I wish I just had something to say Does My Breath Smell Who makes up all the rules about those girls I want? Who tells them all to laugh? Who tells them all to talk about me? And I'm not sure what my purpose is for being here Why do they, why do they Always kick me in the groin when I come near And I'm not complaining it just hurts after a bit. I don't know what I'm feeling I'm just so sick of seeing All those dumb, lame, and retarded broads Who often just sit kick back As I am not so relaxed I often wonder why they act so odd Because no worse a time When it's just your time to Think you should make your move It doesn't work as your just a jerk with no excuse What about that situation All night procrastination Takes you to the point when you lead her to her door There is nothing left there to say I guess you best be on your way But before you go you got to do that chore No worse a time When it's just your time to Think you should make your move It doesn't work as your just a jerk with no excuse Please won't you buy in I'm always tryin' I keep on tryin' There's only so much pride that I can lose I hope that when you see me You see right through me Come on now, honestly I'm so sick of endin' up without a clue Cacophony When you talk about tomorrow I'm not sure about today When you tell me that you love me What am I supposed to say? Sometimes I don't feel The same way as you feel Words like forever They scare the shit out of me Maybe I'm afraid of commitment Maybe you're too distracted to see that Sometimes I don't feel The same way as you feel I think of all the things I'd say to you if I had the chance again I think of all the things I'd scream But I think it's for the best That you and I just don't connect and Things are never quite what they seem Will there ever be Someone to give her heart to me Or would I be to blind to see it I wouldn't make a sound I'd keep it underground It always seems like I'm running around around Running around around Round Sometimes I don't feel The same way as you feel TV When I'm at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch So I can check out what's up on the Brady Bunch And when I'm walking through the front door at night I gotta see who's winning on The Price is Right, oh I never dreamed that I'd spend my days Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays I need my TV What's happening in this world, I don't care at all But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football I can't even come up with my own views I'm taught how to think from the evening news, oh I never dreamed that I'd spend my days Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays I need my TV La la la... Toast & Bananas Do you wanna know what I think of you? 'Cause you're not the way I thought you should be Do take back what you said It's time to fix, it's time to fix your head And now all alone, one's less than two I've never been better off living lonely To listen to what you say I couldn't care less of what you say What did you think of me acting this way I guess you never really thought at all Is that what you call your brain? Is that why I call you hang up on me? I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose And now I'm a man who's just living small Listen to what you say I couldn't care less of what you say To me as I walk alone I'd Much rather be riding prone, then To be just another one you are lame to I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose But now I'm a man who's just living small Listen to what you say I couldn't care less of what you say To me as I tune you out of my mind Won't bend over backwards or Take another step ahead to Hear from you again Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I'd Much rather be riding prone, than Be just another one you are lame to Don't talk to me as I tune you out of my mind Won't bend over backwards or Take another step ahead to Hear from you again Don't talk to me as I walk alone, I'd Much rather be riding prone, than To be just another one you are lame to Wasting Time I'm wasting time thinking about a girl And stealing her away from her world She and I would run away I think of all the things that I'd say We'd talk about important things And I picture it in my dreams She'd teach me about modern art And I'd show her it's okay to fart and Maybe I'd impress her By being in a band and Maybe if I act real tough She'd let me hold her hand and Maybe I'll win her heart By writing this song about her Sometimes I sit at home and Wonder if she's sitting at home Thinking of me and wondering if I'm Sitting at home, thinking about her Or am I just wasting my time Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's When I made fun of that guy Remebering the look she gave me When I told her that I used to fry I really want to ask her out But my ego could never take it And even if I got the balls You know that the Cougar would never make it And in my town you can't drive naked And maybe I'd impress her By being in a band and Maybe if I act real tough She'd let me hold her hand and Maybe I'll win her heart By writing this song about her Sometimes I sit at home and Wonder if she's sitting at home Thinking of me and wondering if I'm Sitting at home, thinking about her Or am I just wasting my time Am I just wasting my time Am I just wasting my time Am I just wasting my time Wasting my time thinking about a girl Romeo & Rabecca Walking through the grass Another blade next to you from the ground As the wind does pass I notice as you feel the breath of my shout Your words are kind The kind that repeatedly say no But that's alright I'm older than you so I've got time What have you said, reach out your hand There's a black shadow on my wall But as I look into my mind I can see that girls are a waste of time We've all seen the bridge A broken seam and a girl on one side You think your words will work They only work when you lay down and close your eyes I thought of all the lines All the right ones used at all the wrong times But that's alright Depression's just a sarcastic state of mind What have you said, reach out your hand There's a black shadow on my wall But as I look into my mind I can see that girls are a waste of time I don't want to live alone I don't want to live in My broken dreams of you I don't want to live along with My broken dreams of you I don't want to live along with My broken dreams of you Ben Wah Balls (No we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a doverman pincher Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, Blink) Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth And happily and gay Well I guessed exactly that Because he found a special girl That put him in a special trance He fell in love so quickly What the hell was he to expect That the girl under his arm wasn't the same As any other girl That he had thought that he once met I guess you could only blame fate Things started getting weird as they started to kiss She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed And then quietly one day He sang a song from deep within his heart Causing some ingestion He finished with a great big fart and She knew at that one moment That song was something she heard before So she asked him to do that again Then out the door they hurried She was gonna find out for sure So she analyzed his rear end She said, "When I was a little girl my dad left my mom. He used to always fart and sing this special song. Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall. 'Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls." I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah... I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah... Depends I don't want to urinate on myself I don't want to urinate on anyone else Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore Because I can't control my bladder anymore Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Step back in the light No more soiled nights alone But I guess I don't have a care Because there's not a load in my underwear I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go) I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go) I had an accident today I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say But, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Step back into life (go, go) No more soiled nights alone Well, I guess that I don't have a care If I on't have a load in my underwear Dude Ranch Pathetic I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone You got, you got, you got to help me out And I'll try not to argue No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out Mistakes are hard to undo Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, this is where I belong I think it's disgusting, believing and trusting If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move You got, you got, you got to help me out And I'll try not to argue No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out Mistakes are hard to undo Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, this is where I belong Don't pull me down, this is where I belong I think I'm different, this is where I belong Voyeur And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow I'd eat her out if she were on my dinner plate (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now Unlike before, her view is blocked by a leaf (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I bet this last time's the one time too many The rush of waiting is burning in my head Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window Her dad is big and I've never seen his face I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain (And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home I bet this last time's the one time too many The rush of waiting is burning in my head Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred (1, 2, 3, 4) Dammit It's alright / to tell me / what you think / about me I won't try / to argue / or hold it / against you I know that / you're leaving / you must have / your reasons The season / is calling / and your pictures / are falling down The steps that / I retrace / the sad look / on your face The timing / and structure / did you hear / he fucked her? A day late / a buck short / I'm writing / the report On losing / and failing / when I move / I'm flailing now And it's happened once again I'll turn to a friend Someone that understands Sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And I've been here for too long To face this on my own Well I guess this is growing up Well I guess this is growing up And maybe / I'll see you / at a movie / sneak preview You'll show up / and walk by / on the arm / of that guy And I'll smile / and you'll wave / we'll pretend / it's okay The charade / it won't last / when he's gone / I won't come back And it'll happen once again You'll turn to a friend Someone that understands And sees through the master plan But everybody's gone And you've been there for too long To face this on your own Well I guess this is growing up Well, I guess this is growing up [4x] Well, I guess this is growing up Boring You don't need nothin' And I know that you won't even try Don't wait for me to help you Too late for any of my advice No trust All I got is lies Boring Alright Misplaced your values Forgot being the importance of being right Don't sit there and act humble I've heard your story a thousand times No trust All I got is lies Boring Alright Dick Lips Please, mom You ground me all the time I know that I was right All along And I'm hoping Remember I'm a kid I know not what I did Just having fun You couldn't wait for something new And yesterday I thought of you It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before Shit, dad Please don't kick my ass I know I've seen you trashed At least one time Can I blame it On one of my dumb friends It's been awhile Since I have used that line You couldn't wait for something new And yesterday I thought of you It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away It's too late, I fell through Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before (Alright) Nothing to lose A boy who went out when he finished all his chores Nothing to do They can't trust me because I blew it once before Waggy Watching your house shrink away in my rear-view mirror As I drive away Wishing that I could take back all those words That meant nothing that I didn't say I'm trying To be what you want me to be But it's so damn hard to keep playing the part Of the fool, week after week I think you need some time alone (I think you need some time alone) You say you want someone to call your own Open your eyes, you can suck in your pride You can live your life all on your own Is this all going to be just another time That we play this game? I've tried to convince you that things could be different But somehow they end up the same But what Did you expect from me? What am I supposed to do? You say that you're starting to feel like you're getting lost Well, I do, too I don't wanna live this lie again (I don't wanna live this lie again) I know I'll get it right but I don't know when I'll open my eyes, I've got something in side I'll just jack off in my room until then It's never over 'til it's done And I don't think that you're the one It's never over 'til it's done And I don't think that you're the one Enthused Am I strung out, crazy, or not allowed To be the one who gets stupid over you Lazy (lazy), laid back (laid back), maybe you're just on crack Why am I the one who gets fucked up and confused? (Go) She doesn't care at all She doesn't care at all She doesn't care about those times we never shared at all If I were the last of the few who always ask Would you still be the same person that I knew And if it's for me, another boring story I swear I'll act enthused Untitled I think of awhile ago We might have had it all But I was so stupid then You needed time to grow But now just as things change As well my feelings do In time things rearrange I am so sick of chasing you But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose You make me regret those times I spent with you And playing those games as I wait for your call And now I give up, so goodbye and so long It's not a change of pace This time I'll get it right It's not a change of taste I was the one there last night You have your other friends They were there when you cried Didn't mean to hurt you then Best friends just won't leave your side But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose You make me regret those times I spent with you And playing those games as I wait for your call And now I give up, so goodbye and so long It's not a change of pace This time I'll get it right It's not a change of taste I was the one there last night When I needed you most When I needed a friend You let me down now Like I let you down then So sorry, it's over (Ahh...) Apple Shampoo She didn't mean to deceive you, believe me But sometimes the hardest part is conceiving The good intentions that you had Now only came to this And although she saw the mark The arrow missed It isn't exciting reciting the stories Of kind words turned hurting when routine get boring Both getting tired of punk rock clubs And both playing in punk rock bands The start was something good But some good things must end And she said, "It could never survive With such differing lives One home, one out on tour again We may never come back The strike of a match The candle's buring at both ends." And now she knows too much And I'm too fucked up It's awkward trying to make my move I'll pretend that I'm fine Show up right on time But I know I'll never be that cool I never wanted to hold you back I just wanted to hold on But my chance is gone I know / just where / I stand / a boy Trapped in the body of a man and I'll take what you're willing to give And I'll teach myself to live With a walk-on part of a background shot From a movie I'm not in She's so important And I'm so retarded And now I realize I should have kissed you in L.A. But I drove home all alone As if I had a choice, anyway Where are you coming from? What are you running from? Is it so hard to see? And if you're feeling scared Remember the time we shared You know it meant everything (everything) You know that it meant everything to me You know that it meant everything to me Emo One more time you will laugh about it And he'll never try to give you more And I don't care, he is such a dick Treats you like you are a stupid whore And it seems like things will never change You go on, every cloud is in your way And I know you feel empty all the time You'll never listen to anything that I say She's better off sleeping on the floor 'Cause she fell right off when all Is said, you know It's okay to just want more Why leave when you claim it is love? But why stay when you're not the only one? She's proved she's strong Be brave, be strong She's better off sleeping on the floor 'Cause she fell right off when all Is said, you know It's okay to just want more She's better off sleeping on the floor She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) She's better off sleeping on the floor She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) She's better off sleeping on the floor She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) She's better off sleeping on the floor She's better off sleeping on the floor (Because she fell right off her bed) Josie Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because (Yeah, just because) And my girlfriend likes U.L. and D.H.C. And she's so smart and independent, I don't think she needs me Quite half as much as I know I need her I wonder why there's not another guy that she'd prefer And when I feel like giving up Like my world is falling down I show up at 3am She's still up watching Vacation, and I See her pretty face It takes me away to a better place and (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine Yeah, my girlfriend takes collect calls from the road And it doesn't seem to matter that I'm lacking in the bulge She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does She brings me mexican food from Sombrero's just because And when I feel like giving up Like my world is falling down I show up at 3am She's still up watching Vacation, and I See her pretty face It takes me away to a better place and (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine (I know that everything [3x]) Everything's gonna be fine A New Hope I've got her in my head At night when I go to bed And I know it sounds lame, but She's the girl of my dreams And of course I'd do anything for her I'd search the moons of Endor I'd even walk naked through The deserts of Tatooine Princess Leia, where are you tonight? And who's laying there by your side? Every night I fall asleep with you And I wake up alone And even though I'm not as cool as Han I still want to be your man You're exactly the kind of Alderranian that I need But when you were available, I was Drinking Colt 45's with Lando I was hanging out in the cantina On Mos Eisley Princess Leia, where are you tonight? And who's laying there by your side? Every night I fall asleep with you And I wake up alone Princess Leia [2x] Princess Leia, where are you tonight? And who's laying there by your side? Every night I fall asleep with you And I wake up alone Degenerate Crossed the street, naked at night Bent over to show some moonlight Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down Nude in a gutter is how I was found Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see All I got is a guy Ben Dover Don't like hesh, don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower 'cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs Went to a farm to tip some cows Forgot that I left my pants down Bent over to pick them up Felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum The farmer took me to his house Showed me the closet from the inside out The police came, they took me away Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay Don't like hesh, don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower 'cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs Don't like hesh, don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower 'cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs Lemmings A freight train to the right, feeling that sting of pride It's fucking with me, it's fucking with you All's fair in love and war until you say it isn't but you're wrong Words on the back of flyers, my clothes are in the dryer It means nothing, nothing is changing La familia is dead and gone, the children grew up and moved on Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time? I'm only asking for what is mine I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah) Prime select and a box of glazed, pulling fly-bys on days When we were young and innocent Elbow-drop Sundays when Mark Eaton got beat to shit Laughing at the bands we hate, all the spots we used to skate They're still there, but we've gone our own ways I know it's for the best but sometimes I wonder Will I ever have friends like you again? Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time? I'm only asking for what is mine I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah) Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time? I'm only asking for what is mine I wanted everything, I got it and now I'm gonna Throw it away, I'll throw it away (yeah) You're gonna drown in the mess you make Your self-inflicted hate You turn your back on the friends you lose When they don't follow all your rules But people are what they wanna be They're not lemmings to the sea Maybe it's time you looked at yourself And stop blaming life on someone else I'm Sorry Don't bide your time 'Cause it is almost over And I know you're down And I'll see you around And I know it hurts But you're just getting older And I know you'll win You'll do it once again Just yesterday It always seemed like such a dream We're unstoppable, indestructable Nothing happens to our machine And there's no harm At least nothing I can see As for you, not so true You couldn't choose where his road would lead What a loss You just lost all your sleep And we've always thought That this could never happen, you see That it's so hard You gotta get up on your feet 'Cause the only way, I gotta say Is to move on through the week Don't bide your time 'Cause it is almost over And I know you're down And I'll see you around And I know it hurts But you're just getting older And I know you'll win You'll do it once again Sorry [x16] (Sorry...) Happened to you [x4] Don't bide your time 'Cause it is almost over And I know you're down And I'll see you around And I know it hurts But you're just getting older And I know you'll win You'll do it once again Enema Of The State Dumpweed It's understood, I said it many ways To scared to stay I said I'd leave, but I could never leave her And if I did, you know I'd never cheat her But this I ask, it's what I want to know How would you feel, if I should choose to go Another guy, you think it'd be unlikely Another guy, you think he'd want to fight me She's a dove, She's a fucken nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train I heard it once, I'm sure I heard it twice My dad used to give me all of his advice He would say you got to turn your back and run now Come on son, you haven't got a chance now She's a dove, She's a fucken nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here On the go and it's way too late to play I need a girl that I can train Turn your back and run now You haven't got a chance now Don't Leave Me Don't leave me all alone Just drop me off at home I'll be fine, it's not the first Just like last time, but a little worse She said that I'm no the one that she thinks about and She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "don't let your future be destroyed by my past." She said, "don't let my door hit you in the ass." One more chance, I'll try this time I'll give you yours, I won't take mine I'll listen up, pretend to care Go on ahead, I'll meet you there Let's try this one more time with feeling Alien's Exist Hey mom there's something in the backroom I hope it's not the creature from above You used to read me stories As if my dreams were boring We all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that these were real I'd leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA would say What you hear is all hearsay I wish someone would tell me what was right Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you I am still the skeptic yes you know me Been best friends and will be till we die I got an injection Of fear from the abduction My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys I'm not like you Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation Information, nice to know ya, parnoia Where's my mother, biofather Up all night long And there's something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys Twelve majestic lies Going Away To College Please take me by the hand It's so cold out tonight I'll put blankets on the bed I won't turn out the light Just don't forget to think about me And I won't forget you I'll write you once a week she said Why does it feel the same To fall in love or break it off And if young love is just a game Then I must have missed the kick off Don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything But I'd go through hell for you and I haven't been this scared in a long time And I'm so unprepared so here's your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody This world's and ugly place, but you're so beautiful to me I'll think about the times She kissed me after class And she put up with my friends I acted like an ass I'd ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer Is my picture still hanging in her locker? What's My Age Again I took her out it was Friday night I wore cologne to get the feeling right We started making out and she took off my pants But then I turned on the TV And that's about the time that she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And are still more amused by TV shows What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? Then later on, on the drive home I called her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops And your husband's in jail This state looks down on sodomy And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me Nobody likes you when your 23 And are still more amused by prank phone calls What the hell is caller ID? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when your 23 And you still act like you're in Freshman year What the hell is wrong with me? My friends say I should act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? That's about the time she broke up with me No one should take themselves so seriously With many years ahead to fall in line Why would you wish that on me? I never want to act my age What's my age again? What's my age again? Dysentry Gary Got a lotta heart ache He's a fucken weasel His issues me my mind ache Want to make a deal Cause I love your little motions You do with your pigtails What a nice creation Worth another night in jail He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out When friends were listening to slayer I would like to find him Friday night Hanging out with mom and trying on his fathers tights Life just sucks, I lost the one, I've giving up she found someone There's plenty more, girls are such a drag So all you little ladies Be sure to choose the right guys You'll come back to me maybe I'll shower you with lies Got a lotta heart ache He's a fucken weasel Decisions make my mind ache Want to make a deal Ease away the problems and the pain The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream All along, you wish that she would stay Fuck the guy who took and ran away He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out When friends were listening to slayer I would like to find him Friday night Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights Fuck this place, I lost the war, I hate you all, Your mom's a whore Where's my dog? Girls are such a drag Adam's Song I never thought I'd die alone I laughed the loudest who'd have known? I trace the cord back to the wall No wonder it was never plugged in at all I took my time, I hurried up The choice was mine I didn't think enough I'm too depressed to go on You'll be sorry when I'm gone I never conquered, rarely came 16 just held such better days Days when I still felt alive We couldn't wait to get outside The world was wide, too late to try The tour was over I'd survived I couldn't wait till I got home To pass the time in my room alone I never thought I'd die alone Another six months I'll be unknown Give all my things to all my friends You'll never set foot in my room again You'll close it off, board it up Remember the time that I spilled the cup Of apple juice in the hall Please tell mom this is not her fault I never conquered, rarely came But tomorrow holds such better days Days when I can still feel alive When I can't wait to get outside The world is wide, the time goes by The tour is over, I've survived I can't wait till I get home To pass the time in my room alone All The Small Things All the , small things True care, truth brings I'll take, one lift Your ride, best trip Always, I know You'll be at my show Watching, waiting, commiserating Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home Na, na· Late night, come home Work sucks, I know She left me roses by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home Na, na· Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill The Paty Song Do you want to come to a party My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30 This things at a frat house but the people are cool there Reluctant I followed but never dreamed there Would be someone there who would catch my attention I wasn't out looking for love or affection So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free Shine the beer and tequila and we headed into the party And then in the backyard some terrible ska band Someone in the background was doing a keg stand This place is so lame all these girls look the same All thse guys have no game I wish I would have stayed In my bed back at home watching TV alone Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone Far from people I hate down from anywhere state Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party And then I saw her standing there With green eyes and long blond hair She wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun Maybe we'd watch the sun rise But that night I learned some girls try too hard Some girls try too hard Some girls try too hard to impress With the way that they dress With those things on their chests And the things they suggest to me I couldn't believe what this lady was saying The names she was dropping the games she was playing She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys How she's down with the Îwise well constructed disguise Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless So I said I'd call her but never would bother Until I got turned down by another girl at a party So when you see her standing there With green eyes and long blonde hair She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun You should just turn and run because you'll find out that Some girls try too hard Some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they dress With those things on their chest And the things they suggest to me Mutt He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb She has her curlers set her credit cards are paying the funds He's not that old, I've been told a strong sexual goal He goes out everyday she goes every way oh yeah And they don't even care at all She's open waiting for more And I know he's only looking to score And it is way to unhealthy Often they've typically Been starved for attention before She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smell He took the seat off his own bike because the way it felt He wants to bone this I know she is ready to blow They go out every night his pants are super tight oh yeah And they don't even care at all She's open waiting for more And I know he's only looking to score And it is way too unhealthy Often they've typically Been starved for attention before Wendy Clear Let's take the boat out on the bay forget your job for just one day I wish it didn't have to be so bad It might be inappropriate because Either way our band get dropped I wish it didn't have to be so bad But I'd play with fire to break the ice And I'd play with nuclear device Is it something I'll regret? Why do I want what I can't get? I wish it didn't have to be so bad The three-date theory is getting old everyone is getting left out in the cold I wish it didn't have to be so bad So I'll see you with another guy Who pretends not to hear you when you cry I wish it didn't have to be so bad I'll be moving on Anthem Home show, mom won't know Run out the back door He's passed out on the floor Third time, been caught twice Forgive our neighbor Bob I think he humped the dog But good things come to those who wait Cause she laid me And mom and dad posses the key ö instant slavery No need to explain the plan no need to even bother I'll pack my bags I swear I'll run ö wish my friends were 21 White lies, bloodshot eyes Breath of alcohol, stole it from the mall How's Chris marked with lipstick Better call their fathers, sleeping with your daughters But good thing come to those who wait Cause she laid me And mom and dad possess the key ö instant slavery No need to explain the plan no need to even bother I'll pack my bags I swear I'll run ö wish my friends were 21 You don't belong, you left the kids carry on You planned their fall To bad you're wrong, don't need a mom dad slave drive song I time bomb Turn low the radio, I think I hear my dad Yelling at the band But good things come to those who wait Cause she laid me And mom and dad posses the key ö instant slavery No need to explain the plan no need to even bother I'll pack my bags I swear I'll run ö wish my friends were 21 You don't belong, you left the kids carry on You planned their fall To bad you're wrong, don't need a mom dad slave drive song I time bomb Take Off Your Pants And Jacket Anthem Part II Everything has fallen to pieces Earth is dying, help me Jesus We need guidance, we've been misled Young and hostile but not stupid Corporate leaders, politicians Kids can't vote, adults elect them Laws that rule the school and workplace Signs that cautions sixteen's unsafe We really need to see this through We never wanted to be abused We'll never give up, it's no use If we're fucked up, you're to blame Let this train-wreck burn more slowly Kids are victims in this story Drown the youth with useless warnings Teenage rules, they're fucked and boring We really need to see this through We never wanted to be abused We'll never give up, it's no use If we're fucked up, you're to blame Everything has fallen to pieces Everything has fallen to pieces Everything has fallen to pieces Everything has fallen to... Online Songs Josie You're my source of most frustration Forget when I don't need expectations Everything you wished came true In the end we all blamed you Even though, as the all know, You weren't the only one Why do you still keep it around When you know it brings me down, I'm hating everything And I know that you dated other guys But I got to wonder why You'd leave it out for me Why am I wtill hanging around When I know you brings me down I'm hating everything And you are geting rides home in his car You're making out in his front yard I'm hating everything Please don't remind me Put your past behind me It shines so bright it blinds me I wish that it would end Am I am not fine Last night I saw you online Your screen name used to be mine Why can't we just pretend And if we can have another day I've got so much left to say I'd tell you everything And I'll laugh when I think about the past When I see you after class You're hating everything Please don't remind me Put your past behind me It shines so bright it blinds me I wish that it would end Am I am not find Last night I saw you online Your screen name used to be mine Why can't we just pretend And she said, "I just forgot you were there" First Date First Date In the car I just can't wait To pick you up on our very first date Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? I'm just scared of what you think You make me nervous so I really can't eat Let's go Don't wait The nights almost over Honest, let's make this night last forever Forever and ever Let's make this last forever Forever and ever. Let's make this last forever When you smile, I melt inside I'm not worthy for a minute of your time I really wish it was only me and you I'm jealous of everybody in the room Please don't look at me with those eyes Please don't hint that you're capable of lies I dread the thought of our very first kiss A target that I'm probably gonna miss Let's go Don't wait The night's almost over Honest, let's make this night last forever Forever and ever Let's make this last forever Forever and ever. Let's make this last forever Happy Holidays, You Bastard It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts I hate, hate, hate your guts And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off I'll never talk to you again unless your mom'll touch my cock I'll never talk to you again ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs it's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs And he shit, shit, shit his pants He's always fuckin' shitin his pants I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom'll touch my cock I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again Story Of A Lonely Guy Push it out Fake a smile Avert disaster just in time I need a drink' Cause in a while worthless answers from friends of mine It's dumb to ask cool to ignore Girls possess me but they're never mine I made my entrance Avoided hazards Checked my engine I fell behind DaDa, Dada.. I fell behind She makes me feel like it's raining outside And when the storms gone I'm all torn up inside I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom I get too scared to move 'cause I'm a fuckin' boy Remember when I was in the grocery store Now's my time Lost the words, lost the nerve, lost the girl, left the line I would wish upon a star but that star, it doesn't shine So read my book, with a boring ending A short story of a lonely guy DaDa... Who fell behind She makes me feel like it's raining outside And when the storms gone I'm all torn up inside I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom I get too scared to move 'cause I'm a fuckin' boy DaDa, Dada... She makes me feel like it's raining outside And when the storms gone I'm all torn up inside I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom I get too scared to move 'cause I'm still just a stupid, worthless boy Rock Show Hanging out behind the club on the weekend Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends I couldn't wait for the summer and the Warped Tour I remember it's the first time that I saw her...there. She's getting kicked out of school because she's failing I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think all her friends hate me She's the one, she'll always be there She took my hand and that made it I swear. Because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show She said 'what' and I told her that I didn't know She's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window Everything's better when she's around I can't wait 'til her parents go out of town I fell in love with the girl at the rock show When we said we were gonna move to Vegas I remember the look her mother gave us Seventeen without a purpose or direction We don't owe anyone a fucking explanation I fell in love with the girl at the rock show She said 'what' and I told her that I didn't know She's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window Everything's better when she's around I can't wait 'til her parents go out of town I fell in love with the girl at the rock show Black and white picture of her on my wall I waited for her call She always kept me waiting And if I ever got another chance I'd still ask her to dance Because she kept me waiting I fell in love with the girl at the rock show She said 'what' and I told her that I didn't know She's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window Everything's better when she's around I can't wait 'til her parents go out of town I fell in love with the girl at the rock show With the girl at the rock show I'll never forget tonight Stay Together For The Kids It's hard to wake up When the shades have been pulled shut This house is haunted It's so pathetic It makes no sense at all I'm ripe with things to say The words rot and fall away What stupid poem could fix this home I'd read it every day So here's your holiday Hope you enjoy it this time You gave it all away It was mine So when you're dead and gone Will you remember this night, twenty years now lost It's not right Their anger hurts my ears Been running strong for seven years rather than fix the problems, they never solve them It makes no sense at all I see them every day We get along, so why can't they? If this is what he wants and this is what she wants Then why is there so much pain? So here's your holiday Hope you enjoy it this time You gave it all away It was mine So when you're dead and gone Will you remember this night, twenty years now lost It's not right Rollercoaster Breathing deeply Walking backwards Finding strength to call and ask her Roller Coaster, favorite ride Let me kiss you one last time Leave me standing here Act like I'm not around The coast will probably never clear Can I please go home now? I had that dream about you again Where I wait outside Until you let me in And there I stayed Lay beside me And listen at the wall We'll keep on lying Until the summer comes I had that dream about you again Where I wait outside Until you let me in And now I'm breathing deeply Walking backwards Finding strength to call and ask her Roller Coaster, favorite ride Let me kiss you one last time Goodnight, goodnight Reckless Abandon Reckless Abandon On and on, reckless abandon Something's wrong This is gonna shock them Nothing to hold on to We'll use this song To lead you on I learned a lot today not sure if I'll get laid and Not sure if I'll fail or pass Kissed every girl in class Everybody would waste it all To have a summer they could call A memory that's full of fun Fucked up when it's all done On and on, reckless abandon Something's wrong This is gonna shock them Nothing to hold on to We'll use this song To lead you on And break the truth with more bad news. We left a scar size extra large Sip a drink of the alcohol End up kneeling in bathroom stalls Eyes are red and my movements slow Too high, got vertigo He took a shit in the bathroom tub And fed the dog the brownie drugs Tried hard not to get caught He fucked a chick in a parking lot On and on, reckless abandon Something's wrong This is gonna shock them Nothing to hold on to We'll use this song To lead you on And break the truth with more bad news. We left a scar size extra large Break a window and bust a wall Making fun of your friend's mom Turn the music up way too loud Charge the pizza to the house Everybody would waste it all To have a summer that they could call Memory that's full of fun Fucked up when it's all done On and on, reckless abandon Something's wrong This is gonna shock them Nothing to hold on to We'll use this song To lead you on And break the truth with more bad news. We left a scar size extra large Everytime I Look For You I never found out why you left him but that answer begs that question too blind to see tomorrow too broke to beg or borrow Young and stupid left wide open hearts are wasted lives are broken one more point of contention I need some intervention approached with vague intentions betray my short attention span the distance bridge the border beg forgiveness round the corner Everytime I look for you the sun goes down and I stumble when this whole thing runs aground I left another message, you are never around but everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more Will the last one out please shut the door more time apart will give you a few more months to argue is this too much to live through it always seemed too far to drive the point home send more letters pray tomorrow ends up better Everytime I look for you the sun goes down and I stumble when this whole thing runs aground I left another message, you are never around but everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more Will the last one out please shut the door Give Me One Good Reason Mom and Dad they don't quite understand it All the kids they laugh as if they planned it Why do the girls want to pierce their nose And walk around in torn pantyhose oh yeah I like the ones who say they listen to the punk rock I like the kids who fight against how they were brought up They hate the trends and think it's fucked to care Its cool when they piss people off with what they wear, oh yeah So give me one good reason Why we need to be like them Kids will have fun and offend They don't want to and don't fit in Hate the jocks, the preps, the hippie-fuckin' scumbags Heavy-metalers with their awful pussy hair bands Counting seconds until we can get away Ditchin' school almost every single day, oh yeah So give me one good reason Why we need to be like them Kids will have fun and offend They don't want to and don't fit in Shut Up Shut the fuck up she said I'm going fucking deaf Your always too loud Everything's too loud Now that all my friends left this place is fucking dead I want to move out When we can move out The shit has got to stop I'll run away Get the fuck up she said Your life is meaningless It's going nowhere You're going nowhere You're just a fuck up she said I'll live alone instead She said "You don't care" I know I don't care I'll never ask permission from you Fuck off I'm not listening to you I'm not coming home I'm never going to come back home I got too fucked up again And passed out on the place Tried to forget you I can't forget you No sleep on this flight I'll think about the nights We had to get through How did we get through? I'll never ask permission from you Fuck off I'm not listening to you I'm not coming home I'm never going to come back home I think it's time that I should leave I'll never ask permission from you Fuck off I'm not listening to you I'm not coming home I'll run away I think it's time for me to leave Please Take Me Home Please Take Me Home Oh no, it happened again She's cool, she's hot, she's my friend I'd drive for hours, it's so You leave me nowhere to go She's unstoppable Unpredictable I'm so jaded, calculated Wrong Please take me me home Too late, it's gone I bet you're sad This is the best time we ever had Buy hope, hope that it lasts Give in, forget the past Be strong when things fall apart Honest, this breaks my heart She's unstoppable Unpredictable I'm so jaded, calculated Wrong Please take me home Too late, it's gone I bet you're sad This is the best time we ever had Please take me home Too late, it's gone I bet you're sad This is the best time we ever had Why did we have to go date? It's too easy to complicate Be strong when things fall apart Honest, this breaks my heart. Please take me home Too late, it's gone I bet you're sad This is the best time we ever had. Sorry if there are lotsa mistakes on the last album, I didn't do these ones and have corrected as many as I could see please email me if you spot any thanks!!!!!