Kyle: "They need to change some of these names here on the menu, like 'Chunky Chicken Omelete'. Who's gonna buy that?" Laura: "Yeah, I'll have a Chunky Chicken Omelete with extra chunk."
We were upset to learn that both baked potato AND salad were unavailable this particular night. The story (or lack thereof) seemed a bit suspicious.
Scrib: We have to fight the boys off with a stick. A sharp stick.
Sizzler: One with one of those spikey balls on the end!
"Big, scary seniors yelling "suck it!" + nervous freshmen = BIG FUN!" -Sizzler
Message on Sizzler's Dry Erase board: "Dear God, Allah, Jesus: No singing event on the evening of November 29th. WE IMPLORE YOU!"
