Mom and Dad 

Went to the show

They dropped me off 

With Grandpa Joe

I kicked and Screamed

Said please don't go

Grandma take me home

Grandma take me home

Grandma take me home

Grandma take me home

Grandma take me home

Grandma take me home

Grandma take me home

Grandma take me home

I had to eat

My dinner there

Mashed potatoes

Let's stop at that

I  couldn't chew

My meat real good

Grandma take me home

Grandma take me home

Grandma take me home

Grandma take me home

Grandma take me home

Grandma take me home

Grandma take me home

Grandma take me home

She said

Right now
Just stop your cryin'
Go outside and ride your bike
But I did
I killed a toad

Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home

After dinner I had icecream
I feel asleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms

Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
I wanna be alone