The Guitarist's Free Republic

Mission Statement: This corner of the Headrush Site is has been sectioned off to provide a haven in which overlooked band members can run free.

Some of the more perceptive of you may have noticed Malcolm referring to himself as "M e"on the Headrush Site. In doing so he reveals the Messianic Complex that he has suffered from since childhood, a condition that experts have traced back to the day an eight year old Malcolm saw a depiction of Christ and thought to himself "My hair's longer than his...".

To escape from the fundamentalist tyranny that is the Church of Malcolm this UN sponsored corner of the site has been reserved for all persecuted musicians, providing a forum in which they can present a version of the band's history that bears some resembalance to 'reality'.

....which is bloated way of saying that this is an unathorised, unofficial slagging-off page, where petty band members can air thier greivances, without fear of (much) retribution.

So here's an abridged (real) version of the Bands past:

Author's Note: If this page appears petty and somewhat pathetic, we are, so fuck off.