I have so many quotes I love, although I often can not think of any so here is a list! Movie Quotes
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile you might miss it.-Ferris Bueller
-Is your number still 911? Alrighty then! -Ace Ventura
-Mr. Madison. What you've just said....is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. -Billy Madison
-Today it's Wheaties boxes. Tomorrow it's video games and action figures. The sky's the limit!-D2 The Mighty Ducks are Back
-Luke, don't give into hate. That leads to the dark side.-The Empire Strikes Back
-Are you crying? There's no crying. There's no crying in baseball-A League of their Own
-Please sir, can I have some more?-Oliver
-If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want to change the world? There's nothing to it.-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
You're a vegetarian? That's Okay. I'll make lamb.-My BIg Fat Greek Wedding
I made a promise! A promise! "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee!" And I don't mean to. I don't mean to!Lord of the Rings Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.-Lord of the Rings
Cameron: He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guily. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What-- I'LL GO. Shit.-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Stupid Quotes
"I invented the internet". - Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress
Other
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.
There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
Mistranslations
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: "Drop your trousers here for best results
pickup Lines
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
taglines Life without danger is a waste of oxygen. I fought the lawn, and the lawn won! Life in a vacuum sucks You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless mailed
Celebrity quotes
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." --Mark Twain
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind". --Gandhi
