Me: yo what's up? my name's maria! a few weeks ago i got diarrhea
Me: you wanna hear somethin that will make you frown? how bout when yr in class and yr pants turn brown.
Me: uh oh, i let it go
Me: now theres a big mess oh!
Me: on the floor, i run out the door
Juliagulia56: ok.... i would have laughed at this like 5 yrs ago, too late
Me: that's because you have no sense of humor
Juliagulia56: yes i do
Juliagulia56: bathroom humor just isnt funny anymore
Juliagulia56: i used to love ptty humor, until the frightful day...
Juliagulia56: when i turned 10
Me: can i smear my boogers all over your pillow case?
egonstwin: sry thats ok
Me: it will be nice and mushy and warm
egonstwin: its not my style of decorating
Me: did you drink pee today by any chance?
Daniels281: nope
Me: oooh how come??
Daniels281: i dont know
Me: ok, well you should
Daniels281: ok
Me: can i poo in your mouth?
BoYcRaZyBaBeZ06: ummm no
Me: why not?
BoYcRaZyBaBeZ06: cuz thats nasty
BoYcRaZyBaBeZ06: my friend said u can in hers tho
Me: why is it nasty?
Auto response from BoYcRaZyBaBeZ06: playin ping pong
Me: you know, after i took a diarrhea yesterday, i scooped it out of the toilet and put it in the sock drawer in your dresser.
Auto response from Rider4130: whooaaawesome!!
Me: were you forced to eat monkey turds when you were a child?
Staypuft4ever65: im not gunna dignify that with an answer
Me: i'll take that as a yes.
eURO TEC 07: can i poo in your mouth?
Me: no....you ate too much carrots today, i don't like carrot-y poo
eURO TEC 07: and corn. you like corny poo?
Me: oh yes but not corny carrot-y poo!!
eURO TEC 07: oh sorry. too bad i'm going to sneak it into your burrito
Me: i don't eat burritos
eURO TEC 07: i'll make meat balls with it and put it into your spagetti
Me: oh, ok! that's cool. i love meatballs.
eURO TEC 07: why is the girl in your icon's butt red
Me: she had bloody diarrhea and didn't wipe
eURO TEC 07: ggggrrrrrrooooooossssssssssssssss =-O
Me: =)
Skitles0: i have t o go pee so badly it feels likea pin is sticking out of me!!!
Me: AWESOME!! pee your pants!
Skitles0: frickin no!
Me: why not?
Skitles0: umm....then there will be pee in my pants.....duh
Me: i know...that would rock! there is nothing wrong with that. it will be nice and warm....yaaay
Skitles0: then it will turn cold, and smelly
Me: then just pee again!!
Skitles0: and about the smell??
Me: the smell is the best part
Skitles0: icky! disgusting!
Me: why?
Skitles0: you're so gross
Me: thank you!! i wonder if it's because my diet consists of feline feces?
Skitles0: lol!!!!! nerd!
Me: (__Y__)
Skitles0: ew
Auto response from Me: Oh my, oh me,
I have to pee, but
someone stole the bathroom door key.
I found the key,
but where's the door?
Oh no!
It's too late.
It's on the floor!!!
Skitles0: LO!!L
Me: so, did you pee your pants?
Skitles0: yes ma'am
KnOcKoUtRoCkEr: hey
Auto response from Me: sleeping on the toilet while crapping. be back when i am no longer constipated!!
KnOcKoUtRoCkEr: im constipated right now lol
KnOcKoUtRoCkEr: seriously too
