Worms In The Fruit

Music by Unbelievable Sex, Lyrics by Ben Chase, Doug Finglass, and Lenny Sousa

I got some hard apple cider

I got some worms in my cider

I got some worms in the apple

But I'll drink this shit anyways

I got some hard lemonade

I got some worms in the lemonade

I got some worms in the lemons

But I'll drink this shit anyway

I got some hard ice tea

Got some worms in my ice tea

Got some worms on the tea leaves

But I'll drink this shit anyways

I got another style bruski

Got some worms in my bruski

There are worms in the brewery

But I'll drink this shit anyways

In the summer time I eat a lot of things

Melons from the rye and juicy tangerines

Sandy summer times, seaweed, and sandal things

Searching half the time for sinking submarines

Worms in the fruit

Worms in the garden where the fruit is

Worm on the medleys;

Worm on the squash

Worms on the sasquach

Worm in the garden

Worm in the fruit

Mike C told us the truth was a lemon

With two eyes on either side of it rind.

And if so, then is the truth blind?

Blind to see death

And the horror ways around?

Children have eyes,

They're not blind

Not blind to the truth

What we see, what we do.

***Guest Staring Ben Chase and Doug Finglass on Vocals***

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