
Okay, these are the lyrics as they appear on the OBCR (Original Broadway Cast Recording). It might take quite a while to type all the lyrics up.
MARK
We begin on Christmas Eve with me, Mark, and my
roommate, Roger. We live in an industrial loft on the
corner of 11th Street and Avenue B, the top floor of
what was once a music publishing factory. Old rock
and roll posters hang on the walls. They have Roger's
picture advertising gigs at CBGB'S and the Pyramid
Club. We have an illegal wood burning stove; its
exhaust pipe crawls up to a skylight. All of our
electrical appliances are plugged into one thick
extension cord which snakes its way out a window.
Outside a small tent city has sprung up in the lot next
to our building. Inside, we are freezing because we
have no heat.
(He turns the camera to Roger)
Smile!
1. TUNE UP #1
MARK
DECEMBER 24TH. NINE PM,
EASTERN STANDARD TIME
FROM HERE ON IN
I SHOOT WITHOUT A SCRIPT
SEE IF ANYTHING COMES OF IT
INSTEAD OF MY OLD SHIT
FIRST SHOT - ROGER
TUNING THE FENDER GUITAR
HE HASN'T PLAYED IN A YEAR
ROGER
THIS WON'T TUNE
MARK
SO WE HEAR
HE'S JUST COMING BACK
FROM HALF A YEAR OF WITHDRAWL
ROGER
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
MARK
NOT AT ALL
ARE YOU READY? HOLD THAT FOCUS-
STEADY
TELL THE FOLKS AT HOME WHAT YOU'RE
DOING ROGER...
ROGER
I'M WRITING ONE GREAT SONG--
MARK
The phone rings.
ROGER
SAVED!
MARK
WE SCREEN
ZOOM IN ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE!
2. VOICE MAIL #1
ROGER & MARK'S OUTGOING MESSAGE
"SPEAK"...("Beeeeeep!")
MOM
THAT WAS A VERY LOUD BEEP
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS IS WORKING
MARK - MARK - ARE YOU THERE
ARE YOU SCREENING YOU CALLS
IT'S MOM
WE WANTED TO CALL AND SAY WE LOVE YOU
AND WE'LL MISS YOU TOMORROW
CINDY AND THE KIDS ARE HERE - SEND
THEIR LOVE
OH, I HOPE YOU LIKE THE HOTPLATE
JUST DON'T LEAVE IT ON DEAR
WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE
OH AND MARK
WE'RE SORRY TO HEAR THAT MAUREEN
DUMPED YOU
I SAY C'EST LA VIE
SO LET HER BE A LESBIAN
THERE ARE OTHER FISHIES IN THE SEA
...LOVE MOM
3. TUNE UP #2
MARK
TELL THE FOLKS AT HOME WHAT YOU'RE
DOING ROGER
ROGER
I'M WRITING ONE GREAT SONG...
MARK
The phone rings.
ROGER
YESSS!
MARK
WE SCREEN
ROGER & MARK'S ANSWERING MACHINE
"SPEAK"...("Beeeep!")
COLLINS
"CHESTNUTS ROASTING..."
ROGER & MARK
COLLINS!
COLLINS
I'M DOWNSTAIRS
MARK
HEY!
COLLINS
ROGER PICKED UP THE PHONE??
MARK
NO, IT'S ME.
COLLINS
THROW DOWN THE KEY.
MARK
A WILD NIGHT IS NOW PRE-ORDAINED
COLLINS
I MAY BE DETAINED.
MARK
WHAT DOES HE MEAN...?
(Phone rings again)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN - DETAINED?
BENNY
HO HO HO.
MARK & ROGER
BENNY! SHIT.
BENNY
DUDES, I'M ON MY WAY
MARK & ROGER
GREAT! FUCK
BENNY
I NEED THE RENT
MARK
WHAT RENT?
BENNY
THIS PAST YEAR'S RENT WHICH I LET SLIDE
MARK
LET SLIDE? YOU SAID WE WERE 'GOLDEN'
ROGER
WHEN YOU BOUGHT THE BUILDING.
MARK
WHEN WE WERE ROOMMATES
ROGER
REMEMBER - YOU LIVED HERE?
BENNY
HOW COULD I FORGET?
YOU, ME, COLLINS, AND MAUREEN
HOW IS THE DRAMA QUEEN?
MARK
SHE'S PERFORMING TONIGHT
BENNY
I KNOW.
STILL HER PRODUCTION MANAGER?
MARK
TWO DAYS AGO I WAS BUMPED
BENNY
YOU STILL DATING HER?
MARK
LAST MONTH I WAS DUMPED
ROGER
SHE'S IN LOVE
BENNY
SHE'S GOT A NEW MAN?
MARK
WELL - NO
BENNY
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
BOTH
JOANNE
BENNY
RENT, MY AMIGOS, ID DUE
OR I WILL HAVE TO EVICT YOU
BE THERE IN A FEW
MARK
The power blows...
4. RENT
MARK
HOW DO YOU DOCUMENT REAL LIFE
WHEN REAL LIFE'S GETTING MORE
LIKE FICTION EACH DAY
HEADLINES - BREAD-LINES
BLOW MY MIND
AND NOW THIS DEADLINE
"EVICTION - OR PAY"
RENT
ROGER
HOW DO YOU WRITE A SONG
WHEN THE CHORDS SOUND WRONG
THOUGH THEY ONCE SOUNDED RIGHT AND RARE
WHEN THE NOTES ARE SOUR
WHERE IS THE POWER
YOU ONCE HAD TO IGNITE THE AIR
MARK
AND WE'RE HUNGRY AND FROZEN
ROGER
SOME LIFE THAT WE'VE CHOSEN
TOGETHER
HOW WE GONNA PAY
HOW WE GONNA PAY
HOW WE GONNA PAY
LAST YEAR'S RENT
MARK
WE LIGHT CANDLES
ROGER
HOW DO YOU START A FIRE
WHEN THERE'S NOTHING TO BURN
AND IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHING'S STUCK IN
YOU FLUE
MARK
HOW DO YOU GENERATE HEAT
WHEN YOU CAN'T FEEL YOUR FEET?
BOTH
AND THEY'RE TURNING BLUE?
MARK
YOU LIGHT UP A MEAN BLAZE
ROGER
WITH POSTERS-
MARK
AND SCREENPLAYS
ROGER & MARK
HOW WE GONNA PAY
HOW WE GONNA PAY
HOW WE GONNA PAY
LAST YEAR'S RENT
JOANNE
(On phone)
DON'T SCREEN, MAUREEN
IT'S ME - JOANNE
YOUR SUBSTITUTE PRODUCTION MANAGER
HEY HEY HEY! (DID YOU EAT)
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT MAUREEN
BUT DARLING - YOU HAVEN'T EATIEN ALL DAY
YOU WON'T THROW UP
YOU WON'T THROW UP
THE DIGITAL DELAY-
-DIDN'T BLOW UP (EXACTLY)
THERE MAY HAVE BEEN ONE TEENY TINY SPARK
YOU'RE NOT CALLING MARK!
COLLINS
HOW CAN YOU STAY ON YOUR FEET
WHEN ON EVERY STREET
IT'S 'TRICK OR TREAT'
(AND TONIGHT IT'S TRICK)
'WELCOME BACK TO TOWN'
I SHOULD LIE DOWN
EVERYTHNG'S BROWN AND UH - OH
I FEEL SICK
MARK
WHERE IS HE?
COLLINS
GETTING DIZZY
MARK & ROGER
HOW WE GONNA PAY
HOW WE GONNA PAY
HOW WE GONNA PAY
LAST YEAR'S RENT
BENNY
(On cellular phone)
ALLISON BABY-YOU SOUND SAD
I DON'T BELIEVE THOSE TWO
AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE
EVER SINCE OUR WEDDING
I'M DIRT - THEY'RE SEE
I CAN HELP THEM ALL OUT IN THE LONG RUN
FORCES ARE GATHERING
FORCES ARE GATHERING
CAN'T TURN AWAY
FORCES ARE GATHERINIG
COLLINS
UGHHHHH-
UGHHHHH-
UGHHHHH- I CAN'T THINK
UGHHHHH-
UGHHHHH-
UGHHHHH- I NEED A DRINK
MARK
"THE MUSIC IGNITES THE NIGHT WITH
PASSIONATE FIRE"
JOANNE
MAUREEN - I'M NOT A THEATRE PERSON
ROGER
"THE NARRATION CRACKLES AND POPS WITH
INCENDIARY WIT"
JOANNE
COULD NEVER BE A THEATRE PERSON
MARK
ZOOM IN AS THEY BURN THE PAST TO THE
GROUND
JOANNE
HELLO?
MARK & ROGER
AND FEEL THE HEAT OF THE FUTURE'S
GLOW
JOANNE
HELLO?
MARK
(oh phone)
HELLO? MAUREEN?
-YOUR EQUIPMENT WON'T WORK?
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO!
MARK & HALF THE COMPANY
HOW DO YOU LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND
WHEN IT KEEPS FINDING WAYS TO GET TO
YOUR HEART
IT REACHES WAY DOWN DEEP AND TEARS
YOU INSIDE OUT
TIL YOU'RE TORN APART
RENT
ROGER & OTHER HALF OF COMPANY
HOW CAN YOU CONNECT IN AN AGE
WHERE STRANGERS, LANDLORDS, LOVERS
YOUR OWN BLOOD CELLS BETRAY
ALL
WHAT BINDS THE FABRIC TOGEHTERE
WHEN THE RAGING, SHIFTING WINDS OF CHANGE
KEEP RIPPING AWAY
BENNY
DRAW A LINE IN THE SAND
AND THEN MAKE A STAND
ROGER
USE YOUR CAMERA TO SPAR
MARK
USE YOU GUITAR
ALL
WHEN THEY ACT TOUGH - YOU CALL THEIR
BLUFF
MARK & ROGER
WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY
MARK & ROGER W/HALF THE COMPANY
WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY
MARK & ROGER W/OTHER HALF OF
COMPANY
WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY
ALL
LAST YEAR'S RENT
THIS YEAR'S RENT
NEXT YEAR'S RENT
RENT RENT RENT RENT RENT
WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY RENT
ROGER & MARK
'CAUSE EVERYTHING IS RENT
5. YOU OKAY HONEY? (The street)
A HOMELESS MAN
CHRISTMAS BELLS ARE RINGING
CHRISTMAS BELLS ARE RINGING
CHRISTMAS BELLS ARE RINGING
SOMEWHERE ELSE!
NOT HERE
ANGEL
YOU OKAY HONEY?
COLLINS
I'M AFRAID SO
ANGEL
THEY GET ANY MONEY?
COLLINS
NO
HAD NONE TO GET-
BUT THEY PURLOINED MY COAT-
WELL YOU MISSED A SLEEVE! - THANKS
ANGEL
HELL IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE
I'M ANGEL
COLLINS
ANGEL..? INDEED
AN ANGEL OF THE FIRST DEGREE
FRIENDS CALL ME COLLINS - TOM COLLINS
NICE TREE...
ANGEL
LET'S GET A BAND-AID FOR YOUR KNEE
I'LL CHANGE, THERE'S A "LIFE SUPPORT"
MEETING AT NICE-THIRTY
YES - THIS BODY PROVIDES A COMFORTABLE HOME
FOR THE ACQUIRED IMMUNE DEFICIENCY
SYNDROME
COLLINS
AS DOES MINE
ANGEL
WE'LL GET ALONG FINE
GET YOU A COAT, HAVE A BITE
MAKE A NIGHT - I'M FLUSH
COLLINS
MY FRIENDS ARE WAITING--
ANGEL
YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU BLUSH
THE MORE THE MERRY - HO HO HO
AND I DO NOT TAKE NO
6. TUNE UP #3 (The loft)
MARK
I don't suppose you'd like to see Maureen's
show in the lot tonight? Or come to dinner?
ROGER
Zoom in on my empty wallet.
MARK
Touche. Take your AZT.
CLOSE ON ROGER
HIS GIRLFRIEND APRIL
LEFT A NOTE AYING "WE'VE GOT AIDS"
BEFORE SLITTING HER WRISTS IN THE
BATHROOM
I'll check up on you later. Change your mind. You have
to get out of the house.
7. ONE SONG GLORY
ROGER
I'M WRITING ONE GREAT SONG BEFORE I...
ONE SONG
GLORY
ONE SONG
BEFORE I GO
GLORY
ONE SONG TO LEAVE BEHIND
FIND ONE SONG
ONE LAST REFRAIN
GLORY
FROM THE PRETTY BOY FRONT MAN
WHO WASTED OPPORTUNITY
ONE SONG
HE HAD THE WORLD AT HIS FEET
GLORY
IN THE EYES OF A YOUNG GIRL
A YOUNG GIRL
FIND GLORY
BEYOND THE CHEAP COLORED LIGHTS
ONE SONG
BEFORE THE SUN SETS
GLORY - ON ANOTHER EMPTY LIFE
TIME FLIES - TIME DIES
GLORY - ONE BLAZE OF GLORY
ONE BLAZE OF GLORY - GLORY
FIND
GLORY
IN A SONG THAT RINGS TRUE
TRUTH LIKE A BLAZING FIRE
AN ETERNAL FLAME
FIND
ONE SONG
A SONG ABOUT LOVE
GLORY
FROM THE SOUL OF A YOUNG MAN
A YOUNG MAN
FIND
THE ONE SONG
BEFORE THE VIRUS TAKES HOLD
GLORY
LIKE A SUNSET
ONE SONG
TO REDEEM THIS EMPTY LIFE
TIME FLIES
AND THEN - NO NEED TO ENDURE ANYMORE
TIME DIES
(a knock on the door)
The door
8. LIGHT MY CANDLE
ROGER
WHAT'D YOU FORGET?
MIMI
GOT A LIGHT?
ROGER
YOU'RE --
YOU'RE SHIVERING
MIMI
IT'S NOTHING
THEY TURNED OFF MY HEAT
AND I'M JUST A LITTLE
WEEK ON MY FEET
WOULD YOU LIGHT MY CANDLE?
WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?
ROGER
NOTHING
YOUR HAIR IN THE MOONLIGHT
YOU LOOK FAMILIAR
CAN YOU MAKE IT?
MIMI
JUST HAVEN'T EATEN MUCH TODAY
AT LEAST THE ROOM'S STOPPED SPINNING.
ANYWAY. WHAT?
ROGER
NOTHING
YOUR SMILE REMINDED ME OF-
MIMI
I ALWAYS REMIND PEOPLE OF - WHO IS SHE?
ROGER
SHE DIED. HER NAME WAS APRIL
MIMI
IT'S OUT AGAIN
SORRY BOUT YOUR FRIEND
WOULD YOU LIGHT MY CANDLE?
ROGER
WELL-
MIMI
YEAH. OW
ROGER
OH. THE WAX - IT'S
MIMI
DRIPPING! I LIKE IT - BETWEEN MY --
ROGER
FINGERS. I FIGURED.
OH, WELL. GOODNIGHT.
(Mimi exits; then knocks again)
IT BLEW OUT AGAIN?
MIMI
NO-I THINK THAT I DROPPED MY STASH
ROGER
I KNOW I'VE SEEN YOU OUT AND ABOUT
WHEN I USED TO GO OUT
YOUR CANDLE'S OUT
MIMI
I'M ILLIN' -
I HAD IT WHEN I WALKED IN THE DOOR
IT WAS PURE -
IS IT ON THE FLOOR?
ROGER
THE FLOOR?
MIMI
THEY SAY I HAVE THE BEST ASS BELOW
14TH STREET
IS IT TRUE?
ROGER
WHAT?
MIMI
YOU'RE STARING AGAIN.
ROGER
OH NO.
I MEAN YOU DO--HAVE A NICE--
I MEAN--YOU LOOK FAMILIAR
MIMI
LIKE YOUR DEAD GIRLFRIEND?
ROGER
ONLY WHEN YOU SMILE.
BUT I'M SURE I'VE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE
ELSE--
MIMI
DO YOU GO TO THE CAT SCRATCH CLUB
THAT'S WHERE I WORK - I DANCE - HELP ME
LOOK
ROGER
YES!
THEY USED TO TIE YOU UP-
MIMI
IT'S A LIVING
ROGER
I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU
WITHOUT THE HANDCUFFS
MIMI
WE COULD LIGHT THE CANDLE
OH WON'T YOU LIGHT THE CANDLE
ROGER
WHY DON'T YOU FORGET THAT STUFF
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE SIXTEEN
MIMI
I'M NINETEEN - BUT I'M OLD FOR MY AGE
I'M JUST BORN TO BE BAD
ROGER
I ONCE WAS BORN TO BE BAD
I USED TO SHIVER LIKE THAT
MIMI
I HAVE NO HEAT - I TOLD YOU
ROGER
I USED TO SWEAT
MIMI
I GOT A COLD
ROGER
UH HUH
I USED TO BE A JUNKIE
MIMI
BUT NOW AND THEN I LIKE TO- --
ROGER
UH HUH
MIMI
FEEL GOOD
ROGER
HE IT -- UM--
MIMI
WHAT'S THAT?
ROGER
CANDY BAR WRAPPER
MIMI
WE COULD LIGHT THE CANDLE
WHAT'D YOU DO WITH MY CANDLE?
ROGER
THAT WAS MY LAST MATCH
MIMI
OUR EYES'LL ADJUST. THANK GOD FOR
THE MOON
ROGER
MAYBE IT'S NOT THE MOON AT ALL
I HEAR SPIKE LEE'S SHOOTING DOWN
THE STREET
MIMI
BAH HUMBUG ... BAH HUMBUG
ROGER
COLD HAND
MIMI
YOURS TOO.
BIG. LIKE MY FATHER'S
YOU WANNA DANCE?
ROGER
WITH YOU?
MIMI
NO - WITH MY FATHER
ROGER
I'M ROGER
MIMI
THEY CALL ME
THEY CALL ME MIMI
9. VOICE MAIL #2
MAUREEN
Hi. You've reached Maureen and Joanne. Leave a message and don't forget "Over The Moon" - My performance, protesting the eviction of the Homeless (and artists) from the Eleventh Street Lot. Tonight at midnight in the lot between A and B. Party at Life Cafe to follow (BEEP)
MR. JEFFERSON
WELL, JOANNE - WE'RE OFF
I TRIED YOU AT THE OFFICE
AND THEY YOU'RE STAGE MANAGING
OR SOMETHING
MRS. JEFFERSON
REMIND HER THAT THOSE UNWED MOTHERS
IN HARLEM
NEED HER LEGAL HELP TOO
MR. JEFFERSON
CALL DAISY FOR OUR INTINARY OR ALFRED
AT POUND RIDGE
OR EILEEN AT THE STATE DEPARTMENT IN
A PINCH
WE'LL BE AT THE SPA FOR NEW YEAR'S
UNLESS THE SENATOR CHANGES HIS MIND
MRS. JEFFERSON
THE HEARINGS
MR. JEFFERSON
OH YES - KITTEN
MUMMY'S CONFIRMATION HEARING BEGINS
ON THE TENTH
WE'LL NEED YOU - ALONE - BY THE SIXTH
MRS. JEFFERSON
HAROLD!
MR. JEFFERSON
YOU HEAR THAT?
IT'S THREE WEEKS AWAY
AND SHE'S ALREADY NERVOUS
MRS. JEFFERSON
I AM NOT!
MR. JEFFERSON
FOR MUMMY'S SAKE, KITTEN
NO DOC MARTENS THIS TIME AND WEAR A
DRESS ...
OH, AND KITTEN - HAVE A MERRY
MRS. JEFFERSON
AND A BRA!
10. TODAY 4 U (The loft)
MARK
Enter Tom Collins, computer genius, teacher, vagabond anarchist, who ran naked through the parthenon.
MARK & COLLINS
BUSTELLO - MARLBORO
BANANA BY THE BUNCH
A BOX OF CAPTAIN CRUNCH WILL TASTE
SO GOOD
COLLINS
AND FIREWOOD
MARK
LOOK - IT'S SANTA CLAUS
COLLINS
HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE
ROGER
OH HI
COLLINS
'OH HI' AFTER SEVEN MONTHS?
ROGER
SORRY
COLLINS
THIS BOY COULD USE SOME STOLI
COLLINS, MARK & ROGER
OH HOLY NIGHT
ROGER
YOU STRUCK GOLD AT MIT?
COLLINS
THEY EXPELLED ME FOR MY THEORY OF
ACTUAL REALITY
WHICH I'LL SOON IMPART
TO THE COUCH POTATOES AT NEW YORK
UNIVERSITY
STILL HAVEN'T LEFT THE HOUSE?
ROGER
I WAS WAITING FOR YOU DON'OT YOU KNOW
COLLINS
WELL, TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
COME TO THE LIFE CAFE AFTER MAUREEN'S
SHOW
MARK & ROGER
NO FLOW
COLLINS
GENTLEMEN, OUR BENEFACTOR ON THIS
CHRISTMAS EVE
WHO'S CHARITY IS ONLY MATCHED BY
TALENT, I BELIEVE
A NEW MEMBER OF THE ALPHABET CITY
AVANT-GARDE
ANGEL DUMOTT SCHUNARD!
ANGEL
TODAY FOR YOU - TOMORROW FOR ME
TODAY FOR YOU - TOMORROW FOR ME
COLLINS
AND YOU SHOULD HEAR HER BEAT!
ROGER
YOU EARNED THIS ON THE STREET?
IT WAS MY LUCKY DAY TODAY ON AVENUE A
WHEN A LADY IN A LIMOUSINE DROVE MY WAY
SHE SAID "DAHLING-BE A DEAR - HAVEN'T
SLEPT IN A YEAR
I NEED YOUR HELP TO MAKE MY NEIGHBOR'S
YAPPY DOG DISAPPEAR"
"THIS AKITA-EVITA - JUST WON'T SHUT UP
I BELIEVE IF YOU PLAY NON-STOP THAT PUP
WILL BREATHE IT'S VERY LAST HIGH-STRUNG
BREATH
I'M CERTAIN THAT CUR WILL BARK ITSELF TO
DEATH"
TODAY FOR YOU - TOMORROW FOR ME
TODAY FOR YOU - TOMORROW FOR ME
WE AGREED ON A FEE - A THOUSAND DOLLAR
GUARANTEE,
AND A BONUS IF I TRIM HER TREE
NOW WHO COULD FORETELL THAT IT WOULD
GO SO WELL
BUT SURE AS I AM HERE THAT DOG IS NOW IN
DOGGY HELL
AFTER AN HOUR - EVITA - IN ALL HER GLORY
ON THE WINDOW LEDGE OF THAT 23RD STORY
LIKE THELMA & LOUISE DID WHEN THEY GOT
THE BLUES
SWAN DOVE INTO THE COURTYARD OF THE
GRACIE MEWS
TODAY FOR YOU - TOMORROW FOR ME
TODAY FOR YOU - TOMORROW FOR ME
THEN BACK TO THE STREET WHERE I MET
MY SWEET
WHERE HE WAS MOANING AND GROANING ON
THE COLD CONCRETE
THE NURSE TOOK HIM HOME FOR SOME
MERCUROCHROME
AND I DRESSED HIS WOUNDS AND GOT HIM
BACK ON HIS FEET
SING IT
TODAY FOR YOU - TOMORROW FOR ME
TODAY FOR YOU - TOMORROW FOR ME
TODAY FOR YOU - TOMORROW FOR ME
TODAY FOR YOU - TOMORROW FOR ME
11. YOU'LL SEE
BENNY
HEY YOU BUM - YEAH, YOU, MOVE OVER
GET YOUR ASS OFF THAT RANGE ROVER
MARK
That attitude toward the homeless is just what Maureen is protesting tonight.
Close up: Benjamin Coffin the third. Our ex-
roommate, who married Alison Grey, of the Westport
Greys - then bought the building, in hopes of starting
a cyber-studio.
BENNY
MAUREEN IS PROTESTING
LOSING HER PERFORMANCE SPACE
NOT MY ATTITUDE
ROGER
WHAT HAPPENED TO BENNY
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HEART
AND THE IDEALS HE ONCE PURSUED
BENNY
THE OWNER OF THAT LOT NEXT DOOR
HAS A RIGHT TO DO WITH IT AS HE PLEASES
COLLINS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESUS!
BENNY
THE RENT
MARK
YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME
ROGER
WE'RE BROKE
MARK
AND YOU BROKE YOUR WORD - THIS IS ABSURD
BENNY
THERE IS ONE WAY YOU WON'T HAVE TO PAY
ROGER
I KNEW IT!
BENNY
NEXT DOOR, THE HOME OF CYBERARTS, YOU SEE
AND NOW THAT THE BLOCK IS RE-ZONED
OUR DREAM CAN BECOME A REALITY
YOU'LL SEE BOYS
YOU'LL SEE BOYS
A STATE OF THE ART, DIGITAL, VIRTUAL
INTERACTIVE STUDIO
I'LL FOREGO YOUR RENT AND ON PAPER
GUARANTEE
THAT YOU CAN STAY HERE FOR FREE
IF YOU DO ME ONE SMALL FAVOR
MARK
WHAT?
BENNY
CONVINCE MAUREEN TO CANCEL HER
PROTEST
MARK
WHY NOT JUST GET AN INJUNCTION
OR CALL THE COPS
BENNY
I DID, AND THEY'RE ON STAND BY
BUT MY INVESTORS WOULD RATHER
I HANDLE THIS QUIETLY
ROGER
YOU CAN'T QUIETLY WIPE OUT AN
ENTIRE TENT CITY
THEN WATCH 'IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE'
ON TV!
BENNY
YOU WANT TO PRODUCE FIMS AND WRITE
SONGS?
YOU NEED SOMEWHERE TO DO IT!
IT'S WHAT WE USED TO DREAM ABOUT
THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU POOH-POOH IT
YOU'LL SEE BOYS
YOU'LL SEE BOYS
YOU'LL SEE - THE BEAUTY OF A STUDIO
THAT LETS US DO OUR WORK AND GET PAID
WITH CONDOS ON THE TOP
WHO'S RENT KEEPS OPEN OUR SHOP
JUST STOP THE PROTEST
AND YOU'LL HAVE IT MADE
YOU'LL SEE - OR YOU'LL PACK
ANGEL
THAT BOY COULD USE SOME PROZAC
ROGER
OR HEAVY DRUGS
MARK
OR GROUP HUGS
COLLINS
WHICH REMINDS ME
WE HAVE A DETOUR TO MAKE TONIGHT
ANYONE WHO WANTS TO CAN COME ALONG
ANGEL
LIFE SUPPORT'S A GROUP FOR PEOPLE
COPING WITH LIFE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY TOO LONG
MARK
FIRST I'VE GOT A PROTEST TO SAVE
ANGEL
ROGER?
ROGER
I'M NOT MUCH COMPANY YOU'LL FIND
MARK
BEHAVE!
ANGEL
HE'LL CATCH UP LATER - HE'S JUST GOT
OTHER THINGS ON HIS MIND
YOU'LL SEE BOYS
MARK & COLLINS
WE'LL SEE BOYS
ROGER
LET IT BE BOYS!
COLLINS
I LIKE BOYS
ANGEL
BOYS LIKE ME
ALL
WE'LL SEE
12. TANGO: MAUREEN
MARK
The lot. Where a stage is partially set up
JOANNE
MARK?
MARK
HI.
JOANNE
I TOLD HER NOT TO CALL YOU
MARK
THAT'S MAUREEN
BUT CAN I HELP SINCE I'M HERE
JOANNE
I HIRED AN ENGINEER...
MARK
GREAT!
WELL, NICE TO HAVE MET YOU
JOANNE
WAIT!
SHE'S THREE HOURS LATE
THE SAMPLES WON'T DELAY
BUT THE CABLE
MARK
THERE'S ANOTHER WAY
SAY SOMETHING - ANYTHING
JOANNE
TEST - ONE, TWO THREE...
MARK
ANYTHING BUT THAT
JOANNE
THIS IS WEIRD
MARK
IT'S WEIRD
JOANNE
VERY WEIRD
MARK
FUCKIN' WEIRD
JOANNE
I'M SO MAD
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
FIGHTING WITH MICROPHONES
FREEZING DOWN TO MY BONES
AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF
I'M WITH YOU
MARK
FEEL LIKE GOING INSANE?
GOT A FIRE IN YOUR BRAIN?
AND YOU'RE THINKING OF DRINKING
GASOLINE?
JOANNE
AS A MATTER OF FACT --
MARK
HONEY, I KNOW THIS ACT
IT'S CALLED THE 'TANGO MAUREEN'
THE TANGO MAUREEN
IT'S A DARK, DIZZY
MERRY-GO-ROUND
AS SHE KEEPS YOU DANGLING
JOANNE
YOU'RE WRONG
MARK
YOUR HEART SHE IS MANGLING
JOANNE
IT'S DIFFERENT WITH ME
MARK
AND YOU TOSS AND YOU TURN
'CAUSE HER COLD EYES CN BURN
YET YOU YEARN AND YOU CHURN AND REBOUND
JOANNE
I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
BOTH
THE TANGO MAUREEN
MARK
HAS SHE EVER
POUTED HER LIPS
AND CALLED YOU 'POOKIE'
JOANNE
NEVER
MARK
HAVE YOU EVER DOUBTED A KISS OR TWO?
JOANNE
THIS IS SPOOKY
DID YOU SWOON
WHEN SHE WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR?
MARK
EVERY TIME - SO BE CAUTIOUS
JOANNE
DID SHE MOON OVER OTHER BOYS--?
MARK
MORE THAN MOON--
JOANNE
I'M GETTING NAUSEOUS
They dance.
MARK
It's hard to do this backwards.
JOANNE
You should try it in heels!
SHE CHEATED!
MARK
SHE CHEATED
JOANNE
MAUREEN CHEATED
MARK
FUCKIN' CHEATED
JOANNE
I'M DEFEATED
I SHOULD GIVE UP RIGHT NOW
MARK
GOTTA LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
WITH ALL OF YOUR MIGHT
JOANNE
I'D FALL FOR HER STILL ANYHOW
BOTH
WHEN YOU'RE DANCING HER DANCE
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE
HER GRIP OF ROMANCE
MAKES YOU FALL
MARK
SO YOU THINK, 'MIGHT AS WELL'
JOANNE
"DANCE A TANGO TO HELL"
BOTH
'AT LEAST I'LL HAVE TANGOED AT ALL'
THE TANGO MAUREEN
GOTTA DANCE TIL YOUR DIVA IS THROUGH
YOU PRETEND TO BELIEVE HER
CAUSE IN THE END - YOU CAN'T LEAVE HER
BUT THE END IT WILL COME
STILL YOU HAVE TO PLAY DUMB
TIL YOU'RE GLUM AND YOU BUM
AND TURN BLUE
MARK
WHY DO WE LOVE WHEN SHE'S MEAN?
JOANNE
AND SHE CAN BE SO OBSCENE
MARK
TRY THE MIKE
JOANNE
MY MAUREEN (EEN, EEN, EEN...)
MARK
PATCHED
JOANNE
THANKS
MARK
YOU KNOW - I FEEL GREAT NOW!
JOANNE
I FEEL LOUSY
BOTH
THE TANGO: MAUREEN
13. LIFE SUPPORT
STEVE
Steve
GORDON
Gordon.
ALI
Ali.
PAM
Pam.
SUE
Sue.
ANGEL
Hi, I'm Angel.
COLLINS
Tom, Collins.
PAUL
I'm Paul. Let's begin.
ALL
THERE'S ONLY US
THERE'S ONLY THIS...
MARK
SORRY...EXCUSE ME...OOPS
PAUL
ARE YOU ARE?
MARK
OH - I'M NOT -
I'M JUST HERE TO -
I DON'T HAVE -
I'M HERE WITH -
UM - MARK
MARK - I'm Mark
WELL - THIS IS QUITE AN OPERATION
PAUL
SIT DOWN MARK
WE'LL CONTINUE THE AFFIRMATION
ALL
FORGET REGRET OR LIFE IS YOURS TO MISS
GORDON
EXCUSE ME PAUL - I'M HAVING A PROBLEM
WITH THIS
THIS CREDO -
MY T-CELLS ARE LOW -
I REGRET THAT NEWS, OKAY?
PAUL
ALRIGHT
BUT GORDON - HWO DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
GORDON
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
PAUL
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
GORDON
OKAY
PAUL
IS THAT ALL?
GORDON
BEST I'VE FELT ALL YEAR
PAUL
THEN WHY CHOOSE FEAR?
GORDON
I'M A NEW YORKER!
FEAR'S MY LIFE!
LOOK - I FIND SOME OF WHAT YOU TEACH
SUSPECT
BECAUSE I'M USED TO RELYING ON INTELLECT
BUT I TRY TO OPEN UP TO WHAT I DON'T KNOW
GORDON & ROGER
BECAUSE REASON SAYS I SHOULD HAVE DIED
THREE YEARS AGO
ALL
NO OTHER ROAD
NO OTHER WAY
NO DAY BUT TODAY
14. OUT TONIGHT (Mimi's apartment)
MIMI
WHAT'S THE TIME?
WELL IT'S GOTTA BE CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT
MY BODY'S TALKING TO ME
IT SAYS, 'TIME FOR DANGER'
IT SAYS 'I WANNA COMMIT A CRIME
WANNA BE THE CAUSE OF A FIGHT
WANNA PUT ON A TIGHT SKIRT AND FLIRT
WITH A STRANGER
I'VE HAD A KNACK FROM WAY BACK
AT BREAKING THE RULES ONCE I LEARN THE
GAMES
GET UP - LIFE'S TOO QUICK
I KNOW SOMEPLACE SICK
WHERE THIS CHICK'LL DANCE IN THE FLAMES
WE DON'T NEED ANY MONEY
I ALWAYS GET IN FOR FREE
YOU CAN GET IN TOO
IF YOU GET IN WITH ME
LET'S GO OUT TONIGHT
I HAVE TO GO OUT TONIGHT
YOU WANNA PLAY?
LET'S RUN AWAY
WE WON'T BE BACK
BEFORE IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY
TAKE ME OUT TONIGHT (MEOW)
WHEN I GET A WINK FROM THE DOORMAN
DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU'LL BE?
THAT YOU'RE ON LINE WITH THE FELINE OF
AVENUE B
LET'S GO OUT TONIGHT
I HAVE TO GO OUT TONIGHT
YOU WANNA PROWL
BE MY NIGHT OWL?
WELL TAKE MY HAND WE'RE GONNA HOWL
OUT TONIGHT
IN THE EVENING I'VE GOT TO ROAM
CAN'T SLEEP IN THE CITY OF NEON AND CHROME
FEELS TOO DAMN MUCH LIKE HOME
WHEN THE SPANISH BABIES CRY
SO LET'S FIND A BAR
SO DARK WE FORGET WHO WE ARE
AND ALL THE SCARS FROM THE
NEVERS AND MAYBES DIE
LET'S GO OUT TONIGHT
HAVE TO GO OUT TONIGHT
YOU'RE SWEET
WANNA HIT THE STREET?
WANNA WAIL AT THE MOON LIKE A CAT IN
HEAT?
JUST TAKE ME OUT TONIGHT
PLEASE TAKE ME OUT TONIGHT
DON'T FORSAKE ME - OUT TONIGHT
I'LL LET YOU MAKE ME - OUT TONIGHT
TONIGHT - TONIGHT - TONIGHT
19. ANOTHER DAY (The loft)
ROGER
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
BARGING IN ON ME AND MY GUITAR
LITTLE GIRL - HEY
THE DOOR IS THAT WAY
YOU BETTER GO YOU KNOW
THE FIRE'S OUT ANYWAY
TAKE YOUR POWDER - TAKE YOUR CANDLE
YOUR SWEET WHISPER
I JUST CAN'T HANDLE
WELL TAKE YOUR HAIR IN THE MOONLIGHT
YOUR BROWN EYES - GOODBYE, GOODNIGHT
I SHOULD TELL YOU I SHOULD TELL YOU
I SHOULD TELL YOU I SHOULD -- NO!
ANOTHER TIME - ANOTHER PLACE
OUR TEMPERATURE WOULD CLIMB
THERE'D BE A LONG EMBRACE
WE'D DO ANOTHER DANCE
IT'D BE ANOTHER PLAY
LOOKING FOR ROMANCE?
COME BACK ANOTHER DAY
ANOTHER DAY
MIMI
THE HEART MAY FREEZE OR IT CAN BURN
THE PAIN WILL EASE IF I CAN LEARN
THERE IS NO FUTURE
THERE IS NO PAST
I LIVE THIS MOMENT
AS MY LAST
THERE'S ONLY US
THERE'S ONLY THIS
FORGET REGRET
OR LIFE IS YOURS TO MISS
NO OTHER ROAD
NO OTHER WAY
NO DAY BUT TODAY
ROGER
EXCUSE ME IF I'M OFF TRACK
BUT IF YOU'RE SO WISE
THEN TELL ME - WHY DO YOU NEED
SMACK?
TAKE YOUR NEEDLE
TAKE YOUR FANCY PRAYER
AND DON'T FORGET
GET THE MOONLIGHT OUT OF YOUR HAIR
LONG AGO - YOU MIGHT'VE LIT UP MY HEART
BUT THE FIRE'S DEAD - AIN'T NEVER EVER
GONNA START
ANOTHER TIME - ANOTHER PLACE
THE WORDS WOULD ONLY RHYME
WE'D BE IN OUTER SPACE
IT'D BE ANOTHER SONG
WE'D SING ANOTHER WAY
YOU WANNA PROVE ME WRONG?
COME BACK ANOTHER DAY
ANOTHER DAY
MIMI
THERE'S ONLY YES
ONLY TONIGHT
WE MUST LET GO
TO KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT
NO OTHER COURSE
NO OTHER WAY
NO DAY BUT TODAY
(For the rest of the song, Roger is singing at the same time as Mimi & Others and later at the same time as All, but I can't get the columns to line up. Sorry!)
MIMI & OTHERS
I CAN'T CONTROL
MY DESTINY
I TRUST MY SOUL
MY ONLY GOAL
IS JUST - TO BE
THERE'S ONLY NOW
THERE'S ONLY HERE
GIVE IN TO LOVE
OR LIVE IN FEAR
NO OTHER PATH
NO OTHER WAY
NO DAY BUT TODAY
ROGER
CONTROL YOUR
TEMPER
SHE DOESN'T SEE
WHO SAY'S THAT
THERE'S A SOUL
JUST LET ME BE
WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE?
BARGING IN ON ME
AND MY
GUITAR
LITTLE GIRL, HEY
THE DOOR IS
THAT WAY
THE FIRE'S OUT
ANYWAY
ROGER
TAKE YOUR
POWDER
TKAE YOUR CANDLE
TAKE YOU BROWN
EYES
YOUR PRETTY SMILE
YOUR SILHOUETTE
ANOTHER TIME,
ANOTHER PLACE
ANOTHER RHYME,
A WARM EMBRACE
ANOTHER DANCE,
ANOTHER WAY
ANOTHER CHANCE,
ANOTHER DAY
ALL
NO DAY BUT TODAY
NO DAY BUT TODAY
NO DAY BUT TODAY
NO DAY BUT TODAY
NO DAY BUT TODAY
18. WILL I ? (Various locations)
STEVE
WILL I LOSE MY DIGNITY
WILL SOMEONE CARE
WILL I WAKE TOMORROW
FROM THIS NIGHTMARE?
GROUP #1
WILL I LOSE MY DIGNITY
WILL SOMEONE CARE
WILL I WAKE TOMORROW
FROM THIS NIGHTMARE?
GROUP #2
WILL I LOSE MY DIGNITY
WILL SOMEONE CARE
WILL I WAKE TOMORROW
FROM THIS NIGHTMARE?
GROUP #3
WILL I LOSE MY DIGNITY
WILL SOMEONE CARE
WILL I WAKE TOMORROW
FROM THIS NIGHTMARE?
GROUP #4
WILL I LOSE MY DIGNITY
WILL SOMEONE CARE
WILL I WAKE TOMORROW
FROM THIS NIGHTMARE?
(Roger puts on his jacket and leaves the loft)
17. ON THE STREET
THREE HOMELESS PEOPLE
CHRISTMAS BELLS ARE RINGING
CHRISTMAS BELLS ARE RINGING
CHRISTMAS BELLS ARE RINGING
OUT OF TOWN
SANTA FE
SQUEEGIEMAN
HONEST LIVING, MAN
FELIZ NAVIDAD!
HOMELESS PERSON
EVENING, OFFICERS
MARK
SMILE FOR TED KOPPEL, OFFICER MARTIN!
HOMELESS PERSON
AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOUR FAMILY
COPS
RIGHT!
BLANKET PERSON
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
I DON'T NEED NO GODDAMN HELP
FROM SOME BLEEDING HEART CAMERAMAN
MY LIFE'S NOT FOR YOU TO
MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF ON!
ANGEL
EASY SUGAR, EASY
HE WAS JUST TRYING TO--
BLANKET PERSON
JUST TRYING TO USE ME TO KILL HIS GUILT
IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF MOVIE, HONEY
LET'S GO - THIS LOT IS FULL OF
MOTHERFUCKING ARTISTS
HEY ARTIST
YOU GOTTA DOLLAR?
I THOUGHT NOT
18. SANTA FE
ANGEL
NEW YORK CITY-
MARK
UH HUH
ANGEL
CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
COLLINS
SING IT GIRL-
ANGEL
TIMES ARE SHITTY
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THEY CAN'T GET WORSE
MARK
I HEAR YOU
ANGEL
IT'S A COMFORT TO KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE SINGING THE HIT THE ROAD BLUES
THAT ANYWHERE ELSE YOU COULD POSSIBLY GO
AFTER NEW YORK WOULD BE A PLEASURE
CRUISE
COLLINS
NOW YOU'RE TALKING
WELL, I'M THWARTED BY A METAPHYSIC
PUZZLE
AND I'M SICK OF GRADING PAPERS-THAT I
KNOW
AND I'M SHOUTING IN MY SLEEP, I NEED A MUZZLE
>
ALL THIS MISERY PAYS NO SALARY, SO
LET'S OPEN UP A RESTAURANT IN SANTA FE
OH SUNNY SANTA FE WOULD BE NICE
LE'TS OPEN A RESTAURANT IN SANTA FE
AND LEAVE THIS TO THE ROACHES AND MICE
COLLINS
OH--OH
ALL
OH--
ANGEL
YOU TEACH?
COLLINS
- I TEACH - COMPUTER AGE PHILOSOPHY
BUT MY STUDENTS WOULD RATHER WATCH TV
ANGEL
AMERICA
ALL>
AMERICA!
COLLINS
YOU'RE A SENSITIVE AESTHETE
BRUSH THE SAUCE ONTO THE MEAT
YOU COULD MAKE THE MENU SPARKLE
WITH RHYME
YOU COULD DRUM A GENTLE DRUM
I COULD SEAT GUESTS AS THEY COME
CHATTING NOT ABOUT HEIDEGGER, BUT WINE!
LET'S OPEN UP A RESTAURANT IN SANTA FE
OUR LABORS WOULD REAP FINANCIAL GAINS
ALL
GAINS, GAINS, GAINS
COLLINS
WE'LL OPEN UP A RESTAURANT IN SANTA FE
AND SAVE FROM DEVASTATION OUR BRAINS
HOMELESS
SAVE OUR BRAINS
ALL
WE'LL PACK UP ALL OUR JUNK AND FLY
SO FAR AWAY
DEVOTE OURSELVES TO PROJECTS THAT SELLS
WE'LL OPEN UP A RESTAURANT IN SANTA FE
FORGET THIS COLD BOHEMIAN HELL
OH--
ALL
OH--
COLLINS
DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SANTA FE?
YOU KNOW, TUMBLEWEEDS...PRAIRIE DOGS...
YEAH
19. I'LL COVER YOU (The Street)
MARK
I'll meet you at the show
I'll try and convince Roger to go
(Mark exits)
ANGEL
LIVE IN MY HOUSE
I'LL BE YOUR SHELTER
JUST PAY ME BACK
WITH ONE THOUSAND KISSES
BE MY LOVER - I'LL COVER YOU
COLLINS
OPEN YOU DOOR
I'LL BE YOUR TENANT
DON'T GOT MUCH BAGGAGE
TO LAY AT YOU FEET
BUT SWEET KISSES I'VE GOT TO SPARE
I'LL BE THERE - I'LL COVER YOU
BOTH
I THINK THEY MEANT IT
WHEN THEY SAID YOU CAN'T BUY LOVE
NOW I KNOW YOU CAN RENT IT
A NEW LEASE YOU ARE, MY LOVE,
ON LIFE - BE MY LIFE
JUST SLIP ME ON
I'LL BE YOUR BLANKET
WHEREVER - WHATEVER - I'LL BE YOUR COAT
ANGEL
YOU'LL BE MY KING
AND I'LL BE YOUR CASTLE
COLLINS
NO YOU'LL BE MY QUEEN
AND I'LL BE YOUR MOAT
BOTH
I THINK THEY MEANT IT
WHEN THEY SAID YOU CAN'T BUY LOVE
NOW I KNOW YOU CAN RENT IT
A NEW LEASE YOU ARE, MY LOVE,
ON LIFE
ALL MY LIFE
I'VE LONGED TO DISCOVER
SOMETHING AS TRUE AS THIS IS
(The following is sung simotaniously.)
COLLINS
SO WITH A THOUSAND
SWEET KISSES
AND I'LL COVER YOU
WITH A THOUSAND
SWEET KISSES
I'LL COVER YOU
WHEN YOU'RE WORN OUT AND TIRED
WHEN YOUR HEART
HAS EXPIRED
ANGEL
IF YOU'RE COLD
YOU'RE LONELY
YOU'VE GOT ONE
NICKEL ONLY
WITH A THOUSAND
SWEET KISSES
I'LL COVER YOU
WITH A THOUSAND
SWEET KISSES
I'LL COVER YOU
BOTH
OH LOVER I'LL COVER YOU
OH LOVER I'LL COVER YOU
20. WE'RE OKAY (At the pay phone)
JOANNE
(on cellular phone)
STEVE - JOANNE
THE MURGET CASE?
A DISMISSAL!
GOOD WORK COUNSELOR
(The pay phone rings)
WE'RE OKAY
HONEYBEAR - WAIT!
I'M ON THE OTHER PHONE
YES I HAVE THE COWBELL
WE'RE OKAY
(into cellular phone)
SO TELL THEM WE'LL SUE
BUT A SETTLEMENT WILL DO
SEXUAL HARASSMENT - AND CIVIL RIGHTS TOO
STEVE, YOU'RE GREAT
(into pay phone)
NO YOU CUT THE PAPER PLATE
DIDJA CHEAT ON MARK A LOT WOULD YOU SAY?
WE'RE OKAY
Honey, hold on...
(into cellular phone)
Steve, hold on...
(SHE presses call waiting button on
cellular phone)
HELLO?
DAD - YES
I BEEPED YOU
MAUREEN IS COMING TO MOTHER'S HEARING
WE'RE OKAY
(into pay phone)
HONEYBEAR - WHAT?
NEWT'S LESBIAN SISTER
I'LL TELL THEM
(into cellular phone)
YOU HEARD?
(into pay phone)
THEY HEARD
WE'RE OKAY
(into cellular phone)
AND TO YOU DAD
(She presses call waiting as she says into
pay phone)
YES - JILL IS THERE?
(into cellular phone)
STEVE GOTTA -
(into pay phone)
JILL WITH THE SHORT BLACK HAIR?
THE CALVIN KLEIN MODEL?
(into cellular phone)
STEVE GOTTA GO!
(into pay phone)
THE MODEL WHO LIVES IN PENTHOUSE A???
WE'RE
WE'RE OKAY
I'M ON MY WAY
21. CHRISTMAS BELLS
(Various locations, St. Marks Place)
FIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE
CHRISTMAS BELLS ARE RINGING
CHRISTMAS BELLS ARE RINGING
CHRISTMAS BELLS ARE RINGING
ON TV - AT SAKS
More later.
This is skipping really far ahead, but someone needed these lyrics, so here they are:
9. CONTACT
(Various fantasy bed locales)
GROUP A
-HOT-HOT-HOT-SWEAT-SWEET
-WET-WET-WET-RED-HEAT
-HOT-HOT-HOT-SWEAT-SWEET
-WET-WET-WET-RED-HEAT
PLEASE DON'T STOP PLEASE
PLEASE DON'T STOP STOP
STOP STOP STOP DON'T
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
-HOT-HOT-HOT-SWEAT-SWEET
-WET-WET-WET-RED-HEAT
-STICKY-LICKY-TRICKLE-TICKLE
-STEAMY-CREAMY-STROKING-SOAKING
GROUP B
-HOT-HOT-HOT-SWEAT-SWEET-WET-WET-WET-
RED-HEAT
COLLINS
TOUCH
MAUREEN
TASTE!
MIMI
DEEP!
COLLINS
DARK!
MAUREEN
KISS!
COLLINS
BEG!
MIMI
SLAP!
MIMI, MAUREEN & COLLINS
FEAR!
COLLINS
THICK!
COLLINS, MIMI, & MAUREEN
RED, RED
RED, RED
RED, RED - PLEASE
MAUREEN
HARDER
ANGEL
FASTER
MAUREEN
WETTER
MIMI
BASTARD!
COLLINS
YOU WHORE!
MAUREEN
YOU CANNIBAL!
MIMI & ANGEL
MORE!
MAUREEN
YOU ANIMAL!
MAUREEN, COLLINS & MIMI
FLUID NO FLUID NO CONTACT YES
NO CONTACT
ALL
FIRE FIRE BURN-BURN YES!
NO LATEX RUBBER RUBBER
FIRE LATEX RUBBER LATEX BUMMER
LOVER BUMMER
ANGEL
TAKE ME
TAKE ME
TODAY FOR YOU
TOMORROW FOR ME
TODAY ME
TOMORROW YOU
TOMORROW YOU
LOVE
YOU
LOVE YOU
I LOVE
YOU I LOVE
YOU!
TAKE ME
TAKE ME
I LOVE YOU
ROGER'S VOICE
UM
JOANNE'S VOICE
WAIT
MIMI'S VOICE
SLIPPED
COLLINS' VOICE
SHIT
JOANNE'S VOICE
OW!
ROGER'S VOICE
WHERE'D IT GO?
MIMI'S VOICE
SAFE
COLLINS' VOICE
DAMN
MAUREEN'S VOICE
I THINK I MISSED
DON'T GET PISSED
ALL
IT WAS BAD FOR ME - WAS IT BAD FOR YOU?
JOANNE
IT'S OVER
MAUREEN
IT'S OVER
ROGER
IT'S OVER
MIMI
IT'S OVER
COLLINS
IT'S OVER