*FAVOURITE BANDS:
Hmmm, Pixies, Botch, Dillinger Escape Plan and all drum & bass legends to have walked the planet, especially Dillinja, Technical Itch, Danny C and Capital J

*FAVOURITE SONGS:
Don McClean - American Pie (good song makes me sad) Hofman - funstroke (good song makes me sad)

*FAVOURITE LYRICS:
Hofman : "It's the simple things that keep me going." They're simple words for a simple man

*FAVOURITE LIGHT BULB WATTAGE:
60 watt, that's average isn't it?? Are the energy saving ones different cos i quite like the way they start of dim and get brighter, just like a baby.

*FAVOURITE GAME:
Hungry Hungry Hippo's

*WORSHIPS:
The Sumatran Goat People (half man half goat but still still have a sense of humour), DJ Capital J and the worlds most unprolific, unheard of producer of the finest quality music since time began N8Loc Shimuzu of N2O Entertainment.

*BEST DESCRIBED AS:
Unnattractive introverted extrovert with some weird kid charm.

*CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:
Spare Ribs, Thick & Creamy Yogurt, Warmth, Cigarettes, Jack Daniels, Women, Money, Fizzy Drinks, Nice Clothes, Vinyl, Music and a partridge on a pear tree.

*HATES:
Metaller fashions and dance techniques, cheesy house dj's, dj's that play cd's, marmite, Tim Vincent, Vegetables (except potatoes), Skaters, Skate Punk, arrogance, spiders.

*HIDDEN TALENT:
The ability to make myself sneeze on demand