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Don Ville
I thought this one up because of the picture on the heartagram site :))
Don Valo, a notorious member of the finnish maffia, calls his son Ville to him. He says to him in his raspy voice :" My , son it is time for you to get a gun, here is the one your grandfather gave me" Ville shakes his head and answers" I don't wan't a gun, I'd rather have grandfather's old watch" "Oh my son, This week you're going out with Susanna , right, well imagine this : you come home from a hard day of robbery and you find her in bed with another man...what are you going to do then...are you gonna tell the man,' your time is up' ?

Psycho Mige
Mige, a unfound murderer, walks with his unsuspecting girlfriend in the woods. She shivers and says " It's very creepy here...I'm scared"
Mige answers : " YOU're scared,how do you think I feel , I have to go back alone..."

SEEEEEEXXXXXX!!!
Linde has some serious isseus, he hardly ever says a word because all he ever talks about is sex!!! So he goes to see a psychiatrist, who shows him a picture with ink-blots ( you know, the Rorschach-test)Linde shouts out "Now, that is clearly oral sex!" With the next picture he says : " Two guys and one girl having sex..." The next pictures have the same result...The psych says : "Young man!!!you have a serious sexual obsession!!!!" Linde answers : " Am I the one who's obsessed here?? Who's showing me the dirty pictures, you pervert!"