Guard Peeps New Years Resolutions

• I WILL NOT twirl my pen/pencil/mop or broom
• I WILL read a real book not just WGI yearbooks
• I WILL NOT watch guard videos for more than 4 hours a day
• I WILL remember that my equipment is inatament and does not need a name
• I WILL NOT fight with band members about which being more important (guard or band)
• I WILL buy real socks, lyrical shoes were not made for bumming around the house
• I WILL NOT make fun of cheerleaders especially during football games
• I WILL pay more attention to my grades and NOT to the height of my tosses
• I WILL NOT do show work with a hockey stick in gym class
• I WILL get over that one guard whos' show you can remember but name you cannot
• I WILL NOT question others for using the same music as a past guard as long as its not within a 2 year period
• I WILL get over my phase of talking to my equipment after all does it ever talk back?
• I WILL NOT use old work from past shows as my own in try outs
• I WILL talk my younger sibling(s) into joining guard, and living on the dream
• I WILL NOT stop using colorguard as my excuess out of gym
• I WILL find time to hang out with my 'non' guard friends
• I WILL NOT be prejudice after all once a guardie always a guardie right?
• I WILL try to get on with my life after all guard cannot lead you to a succesful life after college (thats what they think)
• I WILL NOT relate everything to guard
• I WILL get a job to support my habbit
• I will NOT go after the drum line with my flag when they tell me that guard is not important

This is an Ode to guard original as made by me! have resoulutions to add? email me at RifleDiva02@aol.com and ill add it