...you have a shoney's credit card
...you have your parents tape your door shut at night
...you sing in the school hallways
...you can do scales in belches
...you think its saturday night on sunday morning
...you break bones while marching
...you think coed dressing is normal
...you think sleep on a charter bus is a luxury
...you can sleep in various small places
...you can't wait to sleep on cement/grass
...you call different sets in teh show pet names
...your dinners usually consist of fast food
...you think of really dumb things to do on band trips
...your saturdays consist of competitions.......(What is a Saturday?)
...you ask what movie you are going to watch this time on the bus
...you hear clapping and you come to attention
...you argue with someone about getting your own seat on the bus
...you are used to last minute drastic changes in shows and schedules
...you say you're with the band and you get into football games for free
...you are given the breathalyzer test when you chew gum
...your best form of entertainment is making cracks at your friends
...you bob your head and hand to the music
...you mark time to any music
...you condut any type of music
...you hear yelling and you go stiff
...you have no social life on Mondays
...you have no social life on Tuesdays
...you have no social life on Wednesdays
...you have no cocial life on Thursdays (get the point?)
...you miss you favorite shows because of band practice
...you have nightmares about someone dropping their drumsticks and giving birth to a snare
...you have bruises all over yourself from runaway carts
...you go to competition to meet new people
...you think it is normal for the bathroom to be moving when you're in it
...you're still at the competition on Sunday morning
