| The J-SKWD TrackList | ||||
| December 5, 2004 | ||||
| TW | LW | WKS | Title, Artist | Peak |
| <<NUMBER ONE>> | ||||
| 1 | 1 | 8 | Italian Love Song, Tina Arena | 1 (2) |
| 2 | 3 | 10 | What You Waiting For?, Gwen Stefani | 2 (1) |
| 3 | 2 | 10 | Vertigo, U2 | 1 (1) |
| 4 | 5 | 13 | Lose My Breath, Destiny's Child | 4 |
| 5 | 4 | 11 | Just Lose It, Eminem | 1 (3) |
| 6 | 6 | 14 | Extraordinary Machine, Fiona Apple | 1 (1) |
| 7 | 8 | 18 | Still, Tamia | 7 |
| 8 | 7 | 11 | Ride It, Geri Halliwell | 6 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | Party For Two, Shania Twain Featuring Mark McGrath Or Billy Currington | 9 |
| 10 | 15 | 4 | Please Please Me, Holly Valance | 10 |
| 11 | 13 | 18 | Somebody Told Me, The Killers | 11 |
| 12 | 11 | 9 | Someone's Watching Over Me, Hilary Duff | 11 |
| 13 | 12 | 16 | Not For All The Love In The World, The Thrills | 12 |
| 14 | 9 | 19 | Hey Ya, Will Young | 8 |
| 15 | 16 | 16 | White Houses, Vanessa Carlton | 15 |
| 16 | 14 | 6 | Drop It Like It's Hot, Snoop Dogg Featuring Pharrell | 14 |
| 17 | 17 | 5 | Nothing Hurts Like Love, Daniel Bedingfield | 17 |
| 18 | 18 | 16 | Somewhere Only We Know, Keane | 18 |
| 19 | 26 | 2 | Dive In, Christy Carlson Romano | 19 |
| 20 | 19 | 15 | My Boo, Usher & Alicia Keys | 19 |
| 21 | 28 | 4 | Better Version Of Me, Fiona Apple | 21 |
| 22 | 21 | 12 | The New Workout Plan, Kanye West | 21 |
| 23 | 29 | 6 | Old Habits Die Hard, Mick Jagger | 23 |
| 24 | 24 | 22 | The Last Goodbye, Lara Fabian | 24 |
| 25 | 25 | 13 | Hey, Mandy Moore | 25 |
| 26 | 20 | 15 | Let's Get It Started, Black Eyed Peas | 10 |
| 27 | 22 | 9 | Over And Over, Nelly Featuring Tim McGraw | 21 |
| 28 | 23 | 25 | She Will Be Loved, Maroon5 | 4 |
| 29 | 27 | 17 | 1985, Bowling For Soup | 13 |
| 30 | 31 | 5 | Blame It On Me, Maria Mena | 30 |
| 31 | 36 | 4 | Don't Worry, Chingy Featuring Janet Jackson | 31 |
| 32 | 33 | 9 | Not Too Late For Love, Beverley Knight | 32 |
| 33 | 42 | 2 | Pain, Jimmy Eat World | 33 |
| 34 | 35 | 4 | Beautiful Soul, Jesse McCartney | 34 |
| 35 | 34 | 8 | Walk Tall, John Mellencamp | 34 |
| 36 | 30 | 14 | Live, Jennifer Marks | 26 |
| 37 | 40 | 3 | Get Back, Ludacris | 37 |
| 38 | 43 | 3 | Laura, Scissor Sisters | 38 |
| 39 | 41 | 3 | 24, Jem | 39 |
| <<BIGGEST MOVER>> | ||||
| 40 | 50 | 2 | Only One, Yellowcard | 40 |
| 41 | 37 | 9 | Celebrity, Bandcamp | 37 |
| 42 | 38 | 7 | Angel, The Corrs | 38 |
| 43 | 44 | 3 | Whatever U Want, Christina Milian Featuring Joe Budden | 43 |
| 44 | 45 | 6 | Karma, Alicia Keys | 44 |
| 45 | 46 | 6 | Only U, Ashanti | 43 |
| 46 | 32 | 17 | Dare You To Move, Switchfoot | 1 (1) |
| <<TOP DEBUT>> | ||||
| 47 | NEW | 1 | Sleigh Ride, Play | 47 |
| 48 | NEW | 1 | Believe, Josh Groban | 48 |
| 49 | NEW | 1 | The Christmas Song, The Raveonettes | 49 |
| 50 | NEW | 1 | It's A Hit, Rilo Kiley | 50 |
| Top Albums | ||||
| December 5, 2004 | ||||
| TW | LW | WKS | Title, Artist (Purchase Date) | Peak |
| <<NUMBER ONE>> | ||||
| 1 | 1 | 2 | Love. Angel. Music. Baby., Gwen Stefani (11/27/04) | 1 (2) |
| 2 | - | 1 | Play Around The Christmas Tree, Play (12/03/04) | 2 |
| 3 | 4 | 7 | More Adventurous, Rilo Kiley (10/23/04) | 1 (3) |
| 4 | 2 | 2 | Scissor Sisters, Scissor Sisters (11/27/04) | 2 |
| 5 | 3 | 21 | Karen Sisco, Original Soundtrack (07/17/04)*# | 1 (5) |
| 6 | 6 | 31 | Finally Woken, Jem (05/08/04) | 1 (1) |
| 7 | 5 | 40 | State Of Mind (Special Edition), Holly Valance (02/18/04) | 1 (7) |
| 8 | 7 | 6 | Hot Fuss, The Killers (10/29/04) | 2 |
| 9 | 8 | 5 | How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb, U2 (11/06/04) | 3 |
| 10 | 9 | 5 | Encore, Eminem (11/06/04) | 2 |
| * Home-made. Not available in stores…so don't go lookin' for it! | ||||
| To start with, Tina Arena is numero uno for semana dos (wouldn't have been cool if I used Italian and not Spanish? Yeah.) Meanwhile, U2 lose some momentum and slide 2-3, allowing Gwen Stefani to push her way into the runner-up position. She could easily grab No. 1 next week. A bit further down, Holly Valance scores her third Top Ten with "Please Please Me", one of the bonus tracks from the Japanese edition of State Of Mind. In other news, three of four debuting titles this week are new Christmas singles (Rilo Kiley's "It's A Hit" is the exclusion among the quartet), with Play scoring Top Debut honors for "Sleigh Ride", from Play Around The Christmas Tree (which, not uncoincidentally, debuts at No. 2 on the albums list). Finally, Yellowcard's "Only One" leaps 50-40 to earn the Biggest Mover title, though Fiona Apple (No. 21) and Jimmy Eat World (No. 33) make some impressive gains themselves. | ||||
| Well, dammit. I used all my fun facts & figures up there ^ . So what do I talk about now? The weather? OK, I wish it would snow, I mean, 'cuz it is f***ing December. Christmas is in, like, three goddamn weeks (hee, goddamn) and it's 50 f***ing degrees here in s**thole Ohio. Isn't that sweet? No, it's not. ...Hmmm. What else? Oh, did anyone watch The Simpsons last night? SO funny. It had the single best Fox News joke ever. And Arrested Development? So f***ing hilarious. It had the best use of Vince Guaraldi's "Christmas Time Is Here" since The Royal Tenenbaums. Sunday from 8-9 pm on FOX is truly the best hour of television every week. Watch, I say! Watch!! And the self-censorship? Well, Angelfire has this cussing policy I guess, and I'd rather not lose my page just because I want to say fuck. Oh. Whoops. | ||||
| CRAP SINGLE OF THE WEEK: SPECIAL ONE-TIME FEATURE! Pick a single yourself, one you really hate, and write your own diatribe! It's fun and cathartic! As for me, I'll get back to doing it next week (maybe). Meanwhile, what should you do with said reviews? Well, you could always shove them up your- - | ||||
| > Brandon "Jayson" Ulman, 12/06/04 | ||||
| # Karen Sisco Track listing (Final Revised Version) | ||||
| 1. The Isley Brothers - "It's Your Thing" (Theme Song) | ||||
| 2. Booker T & The MG's - "Green Onions" (From Episode 1.03) | ||||
| 3. Lynyrd Skynyrd - "Sweet Home Alabama" (1.02) | ||||
| 4. Kinky - "Mas" (1.04) | ||||
| 5. Al Green - "Here I Am (Come And Take Me)" (1.01) | ||||
| 6. Mazzy Star - "Blue Light" (1.03) | ||||
| 7. Marvin Gaye - "Trouble Man" (1.03) | ||||
| 8. Bulletboys - "For The Love of Money" (1.05) | ||||
| 9. Lynyrd Skynyrd - "Free Bird" (1.02) | ||||
| 10. Delbert McClinton - "If You Can't Lie No Better" (1.07) | ||||
| 11. Weekend Players - "Jericho" (1.01) | ||||
| 12. Beth Orton - "God Song" (1.03) | ||||
| 13. Rosanne Cash - "Will You Remember Me" (1.05) | ||||
| 14. Etta James - "Change Is Gonna Do Me Good" (1.01) | ||||
| 15. Leonard Cohen - "Chelsea Hotel No. 2" (1.03) | ||||
| 16. Nickel Creek - "Out of the Woods" (1.06) | ||||
| 17. Sly & The Family Stone - "Que Sera, Sera" (1.03) | ||||
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