Wax The Booty
We gonna have a hot time in the whole town tonight
Seen a fly skimmy on the avenue
My shades down hat flippin on and on a cashew
Could not believe my eyes so I lifted up my shades
And this girl stared at me as if she wanted to get layed
Next the girl started steppin and she crossed the street
She walked to me and at that my knees got weak
But then I snapped to realize that it was my duty
To get this freak and co-wax the booty
Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak
with the nice size booty
Wax that booty co-wax the booty I gotta freak freak
so I am gonna wax her booty
Now heading for the crib I was reciting some rhymes
When the freak cut in and started telling of the times
She wanted to rock me and these were no lies
And that is when I contracted the rise in my Levis
Step into my crib she said the rise impressed her
So then without delay I began to undress her
Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her are you with me
She said yes so I grabbed them titties
Next was the test to see if she was high rank
I dropped her panties and was sniffin and I asked do you stank
She said no, and noted to me that her shower soap is Gucci
So I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie
Headed for her coochie
(grease it down real good)
Headed for her coochie
When I got to her coochie I looked close to see if
this girl had any types of signs of VD
She did not so I said to myself "Oh goody"
And I grabbed my dick and co-stuck in her puddy
Started rocking this freak with my hands on her butt
You should have seen in her booty I was tearin it up
Next I whispered in her ear baby please turn over
And rocked it doggie style while I was calling her Rover
Still tearin it up on her face was a grin
Holdin on to her waist pumping harder than sin
But she was lovin it all and with her back in a arch
I busted my nut and she started to bark
{woof woof woof}
Now if you think the story is over then just listen to this
I thought my mission was complete so I gave her a kiss
Then I was searchin for a towel to clean off my dickie
Cause it was kinda wet all bloody and sticky
And to talk about gross heres something sicker than sick
The bitch dropped to her knees and licked the tip of my dick
I started trippin cause this was something I've never seen
The girl was more than a freak she was a sexual fiend
And when I thought that was as gross as one girl could get
She stuck her finger in her booty and then she licked it
Oh now this girl was much more to me than a freak
In my opinion she was plain nasty
But never the less I completed my duty
I got this freak and co-waxed her booty
Wax that booty co-wax the booty
I got the freak and I waxed her booty
I love the bootie, you love the booty
Hey freak come here and let me wax your booty
Too short dont stop
Too short dont stop
Too short dont stop the beat
Hey yo short dog can I get a bitch
Beeeatch
Now if you like the booty come on fellas show it
This is your last verse to wax so why would you blow it
And if the ladies if you are tries of a man on your fanny
Then fuck you go home and watch the tube with granny
Cause this is booty night non stop
With the number one wax and me Kid Rock
So lets get hyped cause if I see you calm
I am gonna think you are waxin with Rosie Palm
I mean really how could you be so dumb
Just look at all the girls who are dying to get some
Man, just dont be a wussy
And I'll garentee you could get a piece of pussy
But to get it you have to realize
Dont brag to the freak about your dick size
Man, thats not the way to win it
Cause it is not the length of your wand its the magic in it
Wax that booty co-wax the booty freaky freaky freak
with the nice size booty
Wax that booty co-wax the booty
I gotta freaks and I waxed those booties