Pimp Of The Nation
There's only two types of men
Pimps and John's
There's one type of bitch
And that's a hoe
God damn heidy hookers this is my world
God damn time to go
Where's my doe, its startin to snow
All I want is the dollas
I've been a pimp so long I knew Ghandi when he had an afro
Pimp, hold my dick like a holster
All the girls want a Kid Rock poster
And be able to boast they look at
The number one pimp with the number one rap
What's up with that
Well I'm a cool cat
With the rap
That's harder than a pimp slap
And because I do so much pimpin
One day I'll probably walk with a limp
And drive a big Lincoln
Wearing an unbuttoned shirt
And be a fifty five year old pervert
But for now rap's the occupation
But one day watch, I'll be Pimp Of The Nation
Hoes are rustlic
Daddy's in the house
We got hoes and hoes and hoes
Prices so low
We pratically given the coochie coo away
Shake the booty
Shake that booty
Its not a late sale
Its a cake sale, God damnit
Pimp of the Nation, I could be it
As a matter of a fact, I forsee it
But only pimpin hoes with the big tush
While you be left pimpin Barbra Bush
What's up granny
First name Annie
Dried up cunt and a saggin fanny
The highlight of your sex adventures
You wanna suck this granny, take out your denchers
A shot at life is all I'm givin
Old Pimp young hoes is how I'm livin
But for now rap's the occupation
But one day watch I'll be Pimp Of The Nation
I got all the hookers, God damnit
I got Sensational Sherry, Juicy Lucy, Nasty Nancy, and Tammy Toe Jam
All of them ready, willing, and able to give the mack daddy all the dollas
And all the coochie coo till death do we part
Hahahaha
I have hoes like horses in a stable
Rich, famous, willing, and able
First off Ja Ja Gaboure
And Tipper Gore
Is my highest payed whore
And for some hot booty waxin
Fake Ass Latoya Jackson
Rosanne Barr is my newest trick
While on the beach harpoon her with the dick
And the bitch who fucks with my cash
Robin Givens I'll whoop your ass
Yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock
Don't fuck with me
I'll be Pimp of the Nation
One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid cause suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid cause suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid cause suckers is pussy whipped
One nation under a pimp
Gettin Paid cause suckers is pussy whipped
Oh yeah who's pimpin out there
The Midwest, is pimpin
Detroit, is pimpin
Mt. Clemens, is pimpin
Romeo, is pimpin
The Blackman, he pimpin
KDC, he's pimpin
Bo, your pimpin
I said Tom, he's pimpin
Chuck and Murph, their pimpin
D, he's pimpin
Boner, is pimpin
Ben, he's pimpin
Ralph C, is pimpin
The young brothers, are pimpin
Eli, your pimpin
I said Tony, your pimpin
Hey Chicago, your pimpin
Mr. Lee, your pimpin
Mom an pops, is pimpin
My bro D, he's pimpin
Jay C, he's pimpin
Disound, is pimpin
Dougie Doug, is pimpin
D-Nice, he's pimpin
Chuck Nice, is pimpin
Barry White, he's pimpin
New York, pimpin
I said Philly, is pimpin
Oakland, your pimpin
Too Short, your pimpin
Arseno Hall, your pimp, pimp, pimpin
Eddie Murphy, your pimpin
Jive Records, your pimpin
RCA, is pimpin
Top Dog, is pimpin
Michael Jackson, ah you ain't pimpin shit
Ah hah hah
Word em up, word em up
Kid Rock
Kid, Kid Rock
Kid, Kid Rock
And I'm Pimp of the Nation
Hah hah, word
You stay on third base
I'm goin home with the bacon baby
Peace