{Eminem as both Kim and Eminem adopting a higher tones voice for ‘Kim’} Yesterday I changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you. How did you get so big, can't believe it, now you’re two Baby, you’re so precious, daddy's so proud of you SIT DOWN, BITCH, YOU MOVE AGAIN I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU... [Eminem] {Kim screaming} Don't make me wake this baby, she don't need to see what I’m about to do Quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you? How could you just leave me and love him out the blue? {Kim crying} Oh, what's the matter Kim.... am I too loud for you? {Kim screaming} Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time At first, I’m like all right, you wanna throw me out, that's fine. But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind? This couch, this tv, this whole house is mine. How could you let him sleep in our bed? Look it Kim, Look at your husband now [Kim] NOOO [Eminem] I said look at him!!! He ain't so high now is he? Little punk. [Kim] Why are you doing this? [Eminem] Shut the fuck up!!! [Kim] You're drunk You're never going to get away with this... [Eminem] You think I give a fuck? Come on, we're going for a ride bitch [Kim] NOOOO [Eminem] Sit up front. [Kim] Why can't we just leave Hailie alone... what if she wakes up? [Eminem] We'll be right back Well I will, you'll be in the trunk. **So long Bitch you did me so wrong I don’t wanna go on Living in this world without you [x2]** [Eminem] You really fucked me Kim You really did a number on me, I never knew me cheatin' on you would come back to haunt me. But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18! That was years ago, I thought we wiped the slate clean That's fucked up!! [Kim] I love you [Eminem] Oh God, my brain is racin’ [Kim] I love you [Eminem] What are you doing? Change the station... I HATE this song! Does this look like a big joke? [Kim] NO...... [Eminem] There’s a 4 year old boy lyin’ dead with a slit throat In your living room... Ha ha What you think I'm kiddin’ you? {Kim crying} You loved him didn't you? [Kim] No [Eminem] Bullshit you bitch don’t fucking lie to me {*honk, honk*} What the fuck's this guy's problem on the side of me? Fuck you asshole, yeah bite me! KIM,KIIIM Why don't you like me? You think I’m ugly don't you? [Kim] It’s not that [Eminem] No you think I’m ugly Get the fuck away from me, don't touch me I HATE YOU...I HATE YOU...I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU Oh my god, I love you HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? [Kim] Sorry [Eminem] HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? **Chorus** [Eminem] Come on get out. [Kim] I can't, I'm scared. [Eminem] I said get out bitch! [Kim] Let go of my hair Please don't do this baby...please...I love you Look, we can just take Haley and leave [Eminem] FUCK YOU! You did this to us, you did it, it’s your fault Oh my god I'm crackin’ up , GET A GRIP MARSHALL!!!! Hey, remember the time we went to Brian's party? And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie. That was funny wasn't it? [Kim] Yes... [Eminem] THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT?!! [Kim] YES!! [Eminem] See, it all makes sense, doesn't it? You and your husband had a fight One of you tries to grab a knife And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adams apple sliced And while this is goin’ on his son just woke up, and he just walks in She panics and he gets his throat cut So now they both dead And you slash your own throat So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note I should have known better when you started to act weird We could've....... HEY! Where you goin’... get back here!!! You can't run from me Kim... it's just us Nobody else! You're only makin’ this harder on yourself HA HA... GOTCHA!!!! {Kim screaming} HHHAA... GO AHEAD YELL HERE I’LL SCREAM WITH YOU... AHH, SOMEBODY HELP!!! Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you? Now shut the fuck up and get what's comin’ to you You were supposed to love me!!!!! {Kim choking} NOW BLEED, BITCH, BLEED BLEED, BITCH, BLEED BLEEEEEED!!!! **Chorus** | ||||||
