[Dr Dre] Marshall... sounds like an S.O.S. 
[Eminem] Holy wack unlyrical lyrics Andre…you're fucking right! 
[Dr Dre] To the rap mobile, let's go! 
[Lady] Marshall! 
Marshall! 
[Eminem] Bitches and Gentleman! 
It's showtime! 
Hurry, hurry step right up! 
Introducing the star of our show, his name is... 
[Lady] Marshall! 
[Eminem] You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now 
So without futher ado, I bring to you... 
[Lady] Marshall! 

You're 'bout to witness hip hop in its 
Most purest, most rawest form flow, almost flawless 
Most hardest, most honest, known artist 
Chip off the old block but old doc is back! 
Looks like Batman, brought his own Robin
Oh god, Sadams got his own Laden
With his on private plane, his on pilot
Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges 
Oranges, peach, pears, plums syringes 
VRRM VRRM Here, here I come 
I'm inches away from you, dear fear none 
Hip hop is in a state of nine-one one, so.. 

**Let's get down to business 
I don't got no time to play around what is this? 
Must be a circus in town let's shut the shit down 
On these clowns, can I getta witness? Hell Yeah! [x2]**

Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles 
Gee wilikers Dre, holy bat syllables 
Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham 
When I'm gone time to get rid of these rap criminals 
So, skip to your lou, while I do what I do best 
You ain't even impressed no more, you used to it 
Flows too wet, nobody close to it 
Nobody says it, but still everyone knows the shit 
The most hated on outta all those who say they get hated on 
In eighty songs and exagerate it all
So much they make it all up 
There's no such thing 
Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans 
It just means so much more to so much more 
People when you rapping and you know what for 
The show must go on, so I'd like to welcome ya'll 
To Marshall and Andre's carnival 
C'mon, now! 

**Chorus** 

It's just like old times, the dynamic duo 
Two old friends, why panic? 
You already know who's is fully capable, the two capped heroes 
Dial straight down the center 8-0-0 
You can even call collect, the most feared duet 
Since me and Elton, played career russian roulette 
And never even seen me blink, or get to busting a sweat 
People stepping over people just to rush to the set
Just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely 
Ease over these beats, and be so breezy 
Jesus, how can shit be so easy 
How can one Chandra be so Levy

Turn on these beats MC's dont see me 
Believe me, BET and MTV 
Are gonna grieve when we leave, dawg fo sheezy 
Can't leave rap alone the game needs me 
'Til we grow beards, get weird and disappear into the mountains 
Nothing but clowns down here 
But we, ain't fucking around round here 
Yo Dre! .. what up? Can i get a hell? HELL YEAH!

**Chorus**

[Eminem] So there you have it folks 
[Lady] Marshall! 
[Eminem] Has come to save the day 
Back with his friend Andre 
And to remind you that bullshit does not pay
Because 
[Lady] Marshall! 
[Eminem] And Andre are here to stay and never go away 
Until our dying day, until we're old and grey 
[Lady] Marshall! 
[Eminem] So until next time friends 
Same blonde hair, same rap channel 
Goodnight everyone, thank you for coming 
Your host for the evening 
[Lady] Marshall! 
[Eminem] Oh, hah