Just the two of us [x8] Baby, your dada loves you (hey) And I'ma always be here for you (hey) No matter what happens You're all I got in this world I would never give you up for nothin' Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me I love you C'mon Hai-Hai, we goin' to the beach Grab a couple of toys and let dada strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? She's takin' a little nap in the trunk Oh that smell (whew!) dada must've runned over a skunk Now I know what you're thinking, it's kinda late to go swimming But you know your mama She's one of those types of women that do crazy things And if she don't get her way she'll throw a fit Don't play with da-da's toy knife honey, let go of it (no!) And don't look so upset, why you actin' bashful? Don't you wanna help dada build a sand castle? (yeah!) And mama said she wants to show you how far she can float And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat It's just a little scratch, it don't hurt Her was eatin' dinner while you were sleepin' and spilt ketchup on her shirt Mama's messy isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the water and me and you can play by ourselves can't we? **Just the two of us [x2] And when we ride! Just the two of us [x2] Just you and I** See honey... there's a place called heaven and a place called hell A place called prison and a place called jail And da-da's probably on his way to all of 'em except one 'Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson And you don't want a brother do ya? (Nah!) Maybe when you're old enough to understand I'll explain it to ya but for now we'll just say mama was real, real bad She was bein' mean to dad and made him real, real mad But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin' to climb out (Wahh!) I told you it's okay Hai-Hai, wanna ba-ba? Take a night-night? Nah-a-boo, goo-goo ca ca? Da-da change your dia-dee Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty Dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter **Chorus** [x2] Wake up sleepy head, we're here Before we play we're gonna take mama for a little walk along the pier Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea Mama's too sleepy to hear you screamin' in her ear (ma-maa!) That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake Here, you wanna help dada tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!) We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock Ready now, here we go, on the count of three... One... two... three... Wheeeee! (whooosshhhhh!) There goes mommy, splashin' in the water No more fighting with dad, no more restraining order No more step-dada, no more new brother blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mommy you love her (mommy!) Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk But first, just help Dad with two more things out the trunk **Chorus** [x2] Just the two of us [x4] Just me and you baby is all we need in this world Just me and you Your dada will always be there for you You da-da's always gonna love you Remember that If you ever need me, I will always be here for you If you ever need anything, just ask Da-da will be right there You dada loves you I love you baby. | ||||||
