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I’m losing my hair, and my vision is shady Last night I dreamt of an overweight lady But I need a young thing to keep up with my pace To hold me in her arms and take me straight to second base **I know my calculus It says you plus me equals (Oh, song it Chad, for me) Said, I know my calculus It says you plus me equals us** Oh yeah, calculus Yeah, come on, be together (together) No algebra or trigonometry could ever equal up to what you do to me So let’s integrate, don’t differentiate If you were in my class there ain’t no way I could pass I hate English, gym and not to mention I can’t even afford to pay my attention No philosophy could ever come between us But we’ll always have our calculus **Chorus** Go, go, go... Oooh baby Oh, Lord I know you plus me equals us, oh Well, I’ve never been good at history And I don’t give a crap about Robert E. Lee When it comes to cosines I know a thing or two And I’ll pass all the tests about me and you **Chorus** You, plus sign, me, equals sign, us You, plus sign, me, equals sign, us Girl, no subject comes close to you Together, sing I know my calculus **Chorus** | ||||
