BSB Pick up Lines
AJ
Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body?{Wait for answer}"Yeah,
and I could show you how to get one more?"
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
Holds out two fingers and says: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
Hi. You'll do.
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
Have you heard the latest piece of medical knowledge saying that Sex is a real killer? Do you want to die happy?
I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll sure make your bed-rock!
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Nick
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the
grand prize is a night with me!
Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? (after she slaps him or leaves) HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
Say, did we go to different schools together?
You see my friend over there? [Points to Howie who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Howie
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
"Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" ("No") Then Howie winks. *shudder*
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
I'm not really this tall, i'm just sitting on my wallet!
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
What can I do to make you sleep with me?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Brian
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met
the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Can you direct me to the nearest phone box...coz I gotta call God to tell him I've found his missing angel.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
I seem to have lost my car key can I borrow yours and drive into the sunset with you?
(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
Kevin
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the
face.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
Woman asks: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Kevin: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. Kevin uses his index finger to call you over then says: "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand." What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!