BSB VS NSync On Celebrity Deathmatch

BSB vs NSync on Celebrity Deathmatch Announcer one: "Good evening and welcome, I'm Johnny Gilmore" Second guys cutting in: Announcer two: "And I'm Nick Diamond and this is CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!" Johnny: "After millions of letters from viewers..." Nick: "We thought, what the hell, let's have Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync duke it out once and for all!" Stone Cold Steve Austin come and sits with Johnny and Nick Nick and Johnny: "Welcome Stone Cold!" Stone Cold: "I'm just here to watch those pansy called boybands tear themselves apart" Nick: "Well, let's bring them all out" Referee: Crazed fan # 1: "Nick Nick Nick Nick" Nick Carter: "Thank you, thank you, I know you're all here to see me, 'cause I'm so darn hot with my blonde...." AJ comes and slaps Nick in the face: AJ: "They like me you fag I'm the one with the good hair!" Nick - starts whimpering - : "Don't hurt me AJ, I love you" Stone Cold: "Shut up you bastards, I wanna see a fight!" Referee: "And in the right cornor... You know them as the boys that ripped off the Backstreet Boys...'N SYNC!! N'Sync: "Cause we want to kick some ass" (In tune to "I Want You Back") Referee: "I wanna see a fair clean fight... GET IT ON!" Justin starts coming on to Nick: Nick: "Leave me alone! Brian, help, help!" Justin: "I just want your glasses so I can be just like you, Nick!" Brian comes and uppercuts Justin in the face Nick: "Thank you, Frick-baby" Brian: "Shh, not in public" AJ starts pulling Chris by his dreadlocks: AJ: "Why you gotta be like me? Did Donna set you up to this? Out of all the 'N Sync to copy off me, why they pick the ugliest?" Howie starts yanking JC's hair out of his head JC:Howie: "I hate that fucking song!" Kevin starts talking to Lance: Kevin: "Me and you should join forces and start our own group... I mean they never let us sing, only give us small parts to sing..." Lance: "Yeah, I just pretend to look good, even though I look albino and no one can tell the difference!" Joey starts pounding Brian: "Take that you gospel boy! No one cares about the damn choir you were in!" Nick jumps on Joey: Nick: "Leave my... Leave Brian alone, you fatass!" Kevin walks over to Joey and taps him on the shoulder: Joey: "What, you bullshit boy?" Kevin: Everyone stops to look at Kevin and look at him funny... Then they go back to their pounding. Justin: "Nick I love you man! Did you know me and you sing leads? Or that we were born on the same month? We're two days apart, even though I'm a year younger" Nick clubbers Justin's nose: Nick: "There, now your nose is even bigger than before" Lance starts prancing around the ring: Lance: "I love to prance... my name is Lance... I am a hick... Me and Kev got no dick..." Kevin runs over and slams down on Lance: Lance: "Hey I thought we were loser buddys" Kevin: "So maybe my buldge in the "QPG" video was big, why you gotta go say I got no dick then?" Two balled-up socks fall from Kevin's pants: Kevin's eyes dart left to right: Kevin: "Hey... where... did... those... two... socks... come... from?" JC: "Hey everyone, look at Howie's chiapet hair" JC points at Howie's Jeri curls and the audience laughs Howie: "Hey everyone, what does JC stand for... JUST CRAP!" The audience starts booing Crazed fan # 2: "HOWIE SUCKS, WE WANT NICK, NICK, NICK!" Just then 98 Degrees and Five enters the ring Backstreet Boys: "Who the hell are you guys?" 'N Sync: "Yeah, we're supposed to be the copies of BSB, NOT FAIR!" Five: "We're Five... we're ugly british Spice Girls wannabes, but we had a sexchange to men... cause Boybands are ruling" 98: "We're just some guys.... we have one good song... we don't know why we're here... one of us is cute and the others are just there" Crazed mob of fans: "Hey look, new boybands... they're pretty hot... let's get them!" A hundred girls run into the ring and tear apart the 98 Degrees and Five. Crazed fan # 1: "I got his hand! I am gonna sleep with it forever!" Crazed fan # 2: "I got someones ear!" The mob franticallly grab all the body parts they can and run back to their seats. AJ: "Well, that was so dope that it was wack and trippy at da same time" Joey: "Hey, I'm the guy that's supposed to be tough" Joey rips AJ's hoops out of his ears: AJ: "They were reserved for the European fans, you ASS!" AJ pounces on Joey and beats the crap out of him Chris quickly superglues his dreadlock back on his head Aaron Carter now enters the ring: Aaron: "Hey everybody, JUST SHAKE IT!" Nick looks at him in disbelief: Nick: "You little shit, you're trying to steal the spotlight from me!" Aaron: "Mom always loved me best... and in 7 years I'll be hotter looking that you!" Nick: "No mommie!" The audience starts doing the "Shake It" dance. Nick lifts Aaron up and starts swing him by the hair and throws him into the side of the audience marked "Euro Fans Only" Aaron: "Nicky, noooooo!" Euro fans begin shreading Aaron to pieces Hanson runs into the ring Taylor: "We're here to reclaim our best teenybopper band group title" Ike: "Yeah... what the cute one said" Zac: "I look like the Olson twins!" Brian: "No, we have to stay number one" Brian lunges for Taylor and starts yanking at his hair Ike: "Not the hair! Without the long blonde locks we're nothing!" Zac: "Hey, keebler elf, over here!" Brian lunges for Zac Justin, all bruised and bloody, gets back up and walks over to Nick. Justin: "You know, I'd never dye my hair blonde like yours" Nick's last blow to the head and Justin's head flies over to the audience Justin's head plops down in some girls lap Justin's head: "God must of spent a little more time on you!" 'N Sync hater # 1: "Eww 'N Stink" She takes the head and squishes it with her foot. Stone Cold with fury runs up to the stage. Stone Cold takes out all the N'Sync pounding them all out to their deaths Stone Colds looks at Hanson funny: Stone Cold: "Who the hell are you faggots?" Taylor: "We're Hanson... our last album sucked so we've been shunned from MTV until now to reclaim our popularity" Zac: "Yeah, and I look like the Olson twins" Ike: "I just play the guitar" Stone Cold: "I'm gonna kill you three... CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!" Stone cold grabs the Hanson and throws them in to the Euro audience The Euro fans tear them apart Refree: "That's the fight... the winners are THE BACKSTREET BOYS!!" Did the refree know, that the BSB were fighting against themselves... AJ: "Why don't you ever show your stomach!? Does mommie not let you?!?" Nick: "Leave me alone, I just dont want to" Howie: "Why you talk so slow, Kev, you stupid or something?" Kevin: "No............................. I'm not" Brians little Chihuahua runs on stage AJ kicks the Chihuahua into the Euro audience The Chihuahua gets torn apart AJ: "I hated that little shitball!" Brian: "Noooooo Tykeeeee" Brian lunges for AJ and grabs his sunglasses off his eyes AJ: "Noooooo I'm melting... melting..." AJ melts into a puddle of goo Howie comes and pulls at Nick's hair "If I cant have good hair, no one can!" Nick: "Noooooo" Howie pulls out what happens to be a wig! All the Nick fans faint Howie: "So that's how you got it so good!!" Nick starts sobbing and runs off stage Brian: "I'm coming, sugar!" Brian runs after Nick The crazed Nick fans wakes up and runs after Howie Crazed fan # 1: "Howies hot now, guys! Nick sucks!" Howie: "Yes finally some love!!!" The fans chase Howie off the stage. Kevin remains standing there He walks over to the camera and looks into it Kevin: "Hey look, I've got my own show!" Nick Diamond: "Well, that's all the time we have left... GOOD FIGHT..." Johnny: "And GOOD NITE"