
Nick teases us with a quick glimpse of bare flesh...

Ok, what's he done NOW?!

Lookin' kinda...uh, feminine shall we say? LOL.

*Singing* "Put your hand on your heart and tell me... You'll be true, ooh oooh.."

Ah, to wake up each morning with THAT on the pillow next to me...

Nicky slam dunked da funk.

Nick regrets letting AJ and Howie loose on his hair.

Would you get into a car with this man? I sure would... If my life insurance was fully updated, my affairs in order and my life too dull to continue.

EXTREME close-up. Wow, that boy sure has a forehead!

Nick begs Brian not to tell Kevin about his arrest or AJ about him crying.

Nick gets used to life behind bars. Is that blusher and lipstick I spy? Tut tut Nicky, that ain't the way to keep a low profile in prison dude.

The fact that everyone's blindfold ended up around his neck pissed Nick off.

"You talkin' to me? Huh? YOU talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME? Huh? Huh?"

Nick tries out a slow version of his fav Korn track.

Nick in reading non-comic book shocker.

Looks like Kevin just threatened Nick with losing ALL XBox privileges for a week if he doesn't smile for this pic.

Goddamn, those are TIGHT. I would pay to see him dance in those, LOL.

Nick tried his hardest to ignore the mutant rabbit behind him.

Mm hmm!

*Sigh* *Thud*

Nick gets ready for any willing ladies.

Whoa, yellow chinitis strikes again!

Anyone else feel the urge to run at himn and push him into the ocean behind? No? Just me then.

Insert your own Nicky learns to read joke here. Sometimes he just makes it too damn easy.

Nicky exercises his most important part - his tongue. Yeah, work it baby!

Aw, dontcha just wanna eat him up sometimes?!

It was all going SO well - the black outfit, the spiky hair, the half sneer... But WHITE SOCKS?! NO!! That's my pet hate in a guy. I'm sad, I know.

Mmm, I LIKE.

"Anything AJ can do, I can do better."

Aw diddums.

Net curtains - $50
Lamp - $30
Couch - $400
Nick - $1.25 (Just kidding - PRICELESS OF COURSE!)

"Ok which pesky fan stole my hand?!"

Nick BEFORE somebody told him he had to run in the Sears commercial.

Nick stars on the latest reality show - When Elmoes Turn Bad.

"Mm, pizza."

"She loves me... She loves me not... She loves me! *sneezes*"

"F**k! This is COLD!"

Nick exaggerates his manhood. Like every other guy on this planet so I guess, in this case, Nick is NORMAL *gasp*.

Nick plans his revenge on the person who put him in a fringed jacket.

Ain't nobody does mean 'n' moody quite like our Nicky.

Rebel without a cause.

Don't do it Nicky! Don't jump!

Nick demonstrates his seduction technique - grab 'em and hold tight.

Oh my, heaven MUST be missing an angel...

Nick beats AJ hands down (or should that be PANTS down?) in the dirty dancing competition.

Nick Carter or Wade Robson? You decide.

Good choice Nicky - way to cover up last night's hickeys, LOL.

I don't care what ANYONE says Nicky. You look good to me!