Dear Howie
....Well where do I start? With a thank you and a sorry I guess. I'm not so deluded as to think you'll ever read this but hey... I have to thank you for being you basically...(now don't all rush for the bucket, let me explain here) You're a genuinely nice guy and I've in the past taken the piss out of you for that, I guess because in my world nice guys just don't exist. And let's face it you've kinda made it easy with all the winking and red roses...but no, I've seen the light.
Why? You may well wonder....through you I've met some great web-pals to correspond with. And they're all united in their love of you, so you really can't be that bad after all!
And I must say thanks for making me smile with your bad jokes and your ever-cheerful face, and for admitting that you can't leave the house without perfect hair...by the way, I find that Charles Worthington shampoo does wonders...