And it's....Kevvy Kev!
Name: Kevin Scott Richardson
Aliases: Kev, Kevvy, Kevvy Kev, Body Beautiful, Train, Old Man, Gorgeous, Turtle
Age: ALMOST 30!! Wayhey! Address: Someplace just outside LA in California, US
Height: Very tall. But not QUITE as tall as Nick
Eyes: Bluey green
Hair: Jet black with reddy tinges depending on whether AJ's been spreading the dye joy this week or not...
Likes: Talking slowly, ballroom dancing, telling everyone that Brian is his cousin, high fashion, wearing skirts, doin' the catwalk, correcting Nick in public to piss him off
Dislikes: People cutting him off when he's talking slowly, dancing AND singing, being called a boyband, N*Sync
Typical Kevin quotes: "That's phat to death."
" I've noticed that in this interview Nick has just been talkin' WAY too much."
"Well, it's about a 4 hour drive to Berlin...I guess she's goin with us. Maybe she'll fall off."
"His dancing SUCKED!"
"We're here DAHLING!!!"
"When you get this tape back and it's wack...we're sorry."
"What a rude, rude young man."
"Think they got that coat in a brighter yellow bro?"
"It looks like your thing...you know your THING...ya, your THING!!!"
"I'll just sit over here by the fax machine."
"He gets his eyebrows from me...can you tell we're cousins now?"
"I was ready to hang on a palm tree."
"South AFRICA you DILDO!"
"Shoot, they couldn't find me if they had to."
"Could we have some caffeine...cuz I need some..."