Brian does his version of Nick Watch Ten, Littrell Twelve. And this time there's no Howie to ruin the joke.
MmmHmm...
"AJ made ya do WHAT?!"
"Howdy pardner!"
"This is no ordinary pen. It shoots out deadly rays which make ya fall madly in love with Kevin. Mwahahaha!"
Aw, Mr Blue Eyes... I could stare into those eyes forever... *sigh* Wait, how long have I been here already?
"Ok who spiked my shampoo with pink dye? Ain't no way I'm taking this bandana off tonight - no way, no how."
How many guys do ya know who can spil a b-ball while holding a cup in the other hand? A talent not to be sniffed at. Or sneezed at.
Brian decides which leg to aim for in order to nobble the defender.
Howie is SO interesting he needs two microphones.
"Say three Hail Marys and don't say hell, it's not nice."
"Just for once why can't I be shades guy?!"
"Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya..."
Oh to be that chair...
Brian starts a new fashion craze - why wear one hat when you can wear two?
Brian BEFORE doing laundry. If he looks that good, he can come do mine any day. Hell, he can come do mine.
Fetching earpiece dude.
Brian thinks about what to feed Lil Tyke for dinner.
"Look I don't care how tall and big ya are, this is MY ball!"
"Ok, I guess you ARE bigger... Way, WAY bigger."
It was Leighanne's turn at the fantasy fulfillment but Brian rebelled against wearing the blindfold.
Mmhmm, that boy sure looks good in denim.
Brian throws caution and white pants to the wind by sitting on a wet rock.
Yes Brian, denim SO suits you.
Take the SHIRT OFF!
"Please God let Howie leave the bathroom."
"I will say those words then take them back..." *Stops singing to read autocue* "Oh! I WON'T take the words back, that makes sense."
"MY ball. Ain't nobody takin' it away from me."
"Dear God let this awards show be over already and let NSync not win anything and if ya could also stop Kevin from taking over the microphone when we win I will be eternally grateful. Amen."
"Nick I told ya not to push that button!"
"So my fingers go there and there and if I put my leg up I look more rawk god-ish."
Brian never saw the freak wave whick made a mockery of his attempts to hold his pants up outta the water.
Uh ho, somebody just asked Brian when Olive Juice is being released...FINALLY.
"If I concentrate hard enough I'll be able to see through that Pamela Anderson's shirt..."
Pissed Nick ain't got nothin' on pissed Brian.
Somebody call the Oscars committee, Brian should win Best Actor in the Dramatic Hand Gesture category.
Didja guess Brian's fav colour is...wait for it...BLUE?!
"Whaddya mean I gotta give it back?!"
Either Brian is really feeling that song or somebody just let one go in front of him.
Brian in Jim Carrey mode.
Would you let this man drive you?
"See? I CAN put my feet together!"
"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll sneeze you all away!"
"Yawn..."
"Shoes? Check. Microphone? Check. Knee pads? Check. Pants?... Aw man!"