Introducing AJ McLean...the self-styled bad boy of the group. The other Boys call AJ "Bone"...for some x-rated reason I won't state here! Oh and if you gotta e-mail me to ask, you're too young and I refuse to go corrupting innocents. Sorry.
Name: Alexander James McLean
Aliases: AJ, Bone, Boner, Bone Daddy, Ghetto Pimp, Johnny No-Name
Age: Twenty-something (Can't be bothered to keep updating this page every time a birthday rolls around, so shoot me. I will, however, update when he hits the big 3 - 0)
Address: Big house, green lawn, somewhere in Florida, USA, across the pond from England
Height: Taller than Howie and Brian but WAY shorter than Nick and Kevvy
Eyes: Two of 'em, soulful brown but usually obscured by sunglasses
Hair: Brown, no, blue, no, blonde, no, red, no, black. Oh I give up, take your pick
Likes: Humping the stage, sunglasses, hats, lurid clothing, being original, girls, alcohol, smoking, fast cars, McDonalds, tattoos, fondling the mic stand as he sings, growling a song, making me think about... "CENSORED!" (Brian)
Dislikes: Non-legal girls, getting his foot run over by a bus, falling over things because he refuses to remove the sunglasses, Lil Tyke, being called a dildo
Typical AJ quotes.... "If I were interested I'd be totally scoping you out. To be honest, I'd be staring at the booty! I'd be watching your butt move from side to side, Yeah I know, I'm a man - I'm sorry!" Finally, a guy who sees the truth!
"I'm not good at secrets, don't tell me any."
"Bring on the women."
"I hate clowns, they freak me out."
"Lenny Kravitz??? HEEEECK YA!!!"
"I stink??? Damn, sorry..."
"Hey, I beeped....and they felt me up with that little thing...it was good."
"See? No wind....LOTS OF WIND!!!....No wind...LOTS OF WIND!!!"
"Where the hell am I going?"
"I look like a convict in all of these pictures."
"The way I drive is like a roller coaster."
"I look like Elvis."
"By God we're still waiting for our food."
"What the heck dude?"
"Her and her MOTHER!?!?"
"I will not be serving any alcoholic beverages... except to myself so ha ha ha ha ha."
"I am not a part of this. See? I'm over here."