Richard Simmonz: hello
misprefect13: helloo who is this
Richard Simmonz: I am... Richard Simmonz!
misprefect13: ok then how diy uo get my
scrreen name
Richard Simmonz: I am Richard Simmonz! I see all
and I know all! I am the SUPREME ELEMENT! I
AM FOREVER!! AND YOU CAN NOT
DEFEAT ME!
Richard Simmonz: I also enjoy long walks in the
park..flowers...afros... oldies...and lots of
sweating...much sweating.
Richard Simmonz: perspiration is a big turn on for
me.
misprefect13: ok how di yuo get my scrrren
name
Richard Simmonz: You haven't seen me on tv?
Richard Simmonz: Sweatin to the Oldies parts 1
through 25?
Richard Simmonz: Lots of pumping and sweating!
You should watch it.. good stuff.
misprefect13: ok who are you
misprefect13: i know you arent richard
Richard Simmonz: I told you... I AM RICHARD
SIMMONZ!
misprefect13: so who are you
Richard Simmonz: How would you know who I
am or am not?
misprefect13: beucz if you where a star how
did you get my scrreen ame and y wuod you
be talkfing t me
Richard Simmonz: Because I have nothing to do..
my career kinda went down hill after part 25.
Richard Simmonz: All these new 'personal trainer'
videos.. gah. .it makes me sick.. I am the king of
sweat! And always will be!! I CANNOT BE
DEFEATED!!
Richard Simmonz: I AM THE SUPREME
ELEMENT! I AM FOREVER!!
misprefect13: oh yeha now i knoe who you are
pertending to be
Richard Simmonz: I'm not 'pertending' to be
anyone.
misprefect13: ok then
Richard Simmonz: I AM RICHARD SIMMONZ!
misprefect13: ok
Richard Simmonz: Do you..enjoy my work?
misprefect13: whatever
misprefect13: no
Richard Simmonz: ...I see.
misprefect13: i tihnk you are stupid
Richard Simmonz: Now that was just plain hurtful..
misprefect13: an my om tried rich diet and i
didnt work
Richard Simmonz: not my fault!
Richard Simmonz: I don't write that diet crap.
misprefect13: yes cuz it doest amke sese and
you5r not him
misprefect13: cuz your
not him
Richard Simmonz: They just put me on the show
because I'm oh so sexy.
Richard Simmonz: You know you want me.
misprefect13: no sorrie no
Richard Simmonz: but.... I'm Richard Simmonz!
misprefect13: not
Richard Simmonz: AM
TOO!
misprefect13: ok whatver tell me how you
got my scrreen name
Richard Simmonz: I told you already.. I'm Richard
Simmonz! I see all and I know all!!!
Richard Simmonz: Including your screen name!
misprefect13: no he doesnt see all and know
all
Richard Simmonz: I DO TOO!
misprefect13: no he doesnt and netiehr did
you
Richard Simmonz: I AM RICHARD SIMMONZ!
Richard Simmonz: Your just jealous
misprefect13: no not at all
Richard Simmonz: I think you are!!
misprefect13: i look pretyt good hasnk you
unlike someone you are pretending to be
Richard Simmonz: I AM RICHARD SIMMONZ! AND I
AM THE SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH!!
Richard Simmonz: Just look at my afro.. and tell me you
don't want me.
misprefect13: i dot
wnat HIM
Richard Simmonz: YES YOU DO!!!
misprefect13: NO
Richard Simmonz: By the way.. did I mention that I
have *two* afros?
misprefect13: I DONT CARE
Richard Simmonz: How can you say you don't want
me?!
Richard Simmonz: Isn't my spandex work out outfit
irresistable?!
misprefect13: CUZ I
DONT
misprefect13: NO IT IS DESTGUSTING
Richard Simmonz: NO!!
Richard Simmonz: I AM SEXY, DAMMIT!
Richard Simmonz: AND YOU WANT ME!
misprefect13: no i dont
misprefect13: you are
ugly
Richard Simmonz: NO! NO NO NO!
Richard Simmonz: You just don't get it!
Richard Simmonz: I'm am the sexiest thing you've ever
seen!
Richard Simmonz: *I'm=I
Richard Simmonz: FINE THEN!
Richard Simmonz: I SEE HOW IT IS!
misprefect13: NO
misprefect13: NO
misprefect13: NO
misprefect13: NO
Richard Simmonz: You want me so bad that you can't
express it through the computer!!
Richard Simmonz: So you deny it!
Richard Simmonz: You think that I'm too good for you..
and that it'd never work.
Richard Simmonz: But we can MAKE it work!
misprefect13: NO YOU NOT YOU ARE
UGLY, FEO
misprefect13: NO YOU NOT YOU ARE
UGLY, FEO
Richard Simmonz: I AM NOT!!