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Richard Simmonz: Hello! Do you know who I am???
BLANCHE2002: RICHARD SIMMONS
Richard Simmonz: YES.
Richard Simmonz: AND I AM YOUR MESSIAH.
BLANCHE2002: ARE YOU A FAKE?
Richard Simmonz: BOW BEFORE ME.
Richard Simmonz: No, no. I am 'the real deal'.
BLANCHE2002: YEAH RIGHT!!!
Richard Simmonz: Now. On with the bowing, worshiping, blood sacrifices, ceremonial castration, etc..
BLANCHE2002: YOUR A SICKO GOODBYE!!!
Richard Simmonz: If you serve me well in this world, I will deliver you to the promise land!
Richard Simmonz: NO!
Richard Simmonz: Don't go!
Richard Simmonz: You will burn in the flames of eternal torment if you leave!
BLANCHE2002: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREAK
Richard Simmonz: I am not a freak!
Richard Simmonz: I
Richard Simmonz: AM
Richard Simmonz: RICHARD SIMMONZ
BLANCHE2002: OKAY WELL IM NOT A FAN SO BYE!!!!!
Richard Simmonz: I AM ALL POWERFUL. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME.
Richard Simmonz: ...Give me your soul...
BLANCHE2002: I WORSHIP THE ONE AND ONLY GOD AND IT NOT U!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard Simmonz: I AM GOD. NOW GIVE ME YOUR SOUL.
BLANCHE2002: YOU WILL BE THE ONE TO BURN IN HELL IF YOU KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT!!!
Richard Simmonz: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK SUCH BLASPHEMY!!
BLANCHE2002: I THOUGHT YOUR THE ONE BLOCKED!!!LOL!!!
Richard Simmonz: YOU WILL SPEND AN ETERNITY CLIPPING HITLER'S ANAL HAIRS IN HELL!!
Richard Simmonz: ...Unless of course...
Richard Simmonz: You give me your soul.
Richard Simmonz: Well....What'll it be?
Richard Simmonz: YOU CANNOT IGNORE YOUR MESSIAH!
Richard Simmonz: ANSWER!
BLANCHE2002: IF YOUR GOD WHATS MY LAST NAME
Richard Simmonz: SMITH!
Richard Simmonz: NOW... Give me your soul...
Richard Simmonz: ...please..
Richard Simmonz: Aw...c'mon... Can I just...see it?
Richard Simmonz: PLEASE!
Richard Simmonz: I have to meet my quota.
Richard Simmonz: Help a brotha out
BLANCHE2002: LEAVE ME ALONE
Richard Simmonz: I will..
Richard Simmonz: If you give me your soul.
BLANCHE2002: GOOD WANNA BE GOD!!!!!!!!!!
Richard Simmonz: I am not a wannabe!! I AM GOD.
Richard Simmonz: AND MY NAME IS RICHARD SIMMONZ!
Richard Simmonz: FEAR ME
BLANCHE2002: ILL LET YOU THINK THAT BUT Y WOULD GOD BE ONLINE?
Richard Simmonz: Of course.
BLANCHE2002: YOU MOST NOT HAVE A LIFE
Richard Simmonz: Everybody is nowadays.. I have to keep up with the times.
Richard Simmonz: AND NOTE THAT I AM NOT USING 'AMERICA ONLINE'
Richard Simmonz: IT IS OF SATAN!
Richard Simmonz: YOU DEVIL WORSHIPPER!!
BLANCHE2002: LOL THATS A GOOD EXCUSE/LIE
BLANCHE2002: I DONT WORSHIP NO DEVIL, I WORSHIP GOD HIMSELF!!!
Richard Simmonz: THEN YOU WORSHIP ME.
Richard Simmonz: RICHARD SIMMONZ.
BLANCHE2002: YOU ARE REALLY STUPID!!!
BLANCHE2002: I HOPE YOU REALLY DONT THINK YOUR GOD!!!
Richard Simmonz: BUT I AM.
BLANCHE2002: IF SO THATS SO SAD!!
Richard Simmonz: YOU ARE JUST CONFUSED.
BLANCHE2002: NO U CONFUSED YOU AINT NO GOD CAUSE GOD WOULD KNOW MY LAST NAME
Richard Simmonz: I DO.
Richard Simmonz: I'm just not going to tell you.
BLANCHE2002: IT AINT SMITH!!!
Richard Simmonz: I KNOW THAT.
Richard Simmonz: That was a trick! To see if you would be fooled!
BLANCHE2002: YEAH RIGHT!!!
Richard Simmonz: You are obviously far more intelligent than you appear to be.
BLANCHE2002: WELL IM NOT FOOLED BY YOU , YOU ARE A PHONY!!!
Richard Simmonz: AM NOT!
BLANCHE2002: YOU REALLY WILL BURN IN HELL 4 THIS
Richard Simmonz: HA.
Richard Simmonz: HAHAHAHA.
Richard Simmonz: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Richard Simmonz: I'M LAUGHING. LOOK AT ME! I'M LAUGHING.
BLANCHE2002: HOW YOU GONE PRETEND TO BE GOD DONT YOU KNOW HE IS WATCHING YOU?
Richard Simmonz: NO. I AM WATCHING YOU.
BLANCHE2002: HOW OLD ARE YOU 8?
BLANCHE2002: OH WHATEVER!!!
BLANCHE2002: NIGGA U CANT SEE ME!!!
Richard Simmonz: HOW DARE YOU USE RACIAL SLURS TOWARDS ME.
Richard Simmonz: YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME>
Richard Simmonz: You have offended God!
BLANCHE2002: WELL I GOTTA GO ILL PRAY FOR YOU CAUSE YOU NEED IT!!!!! BY THE WAY THATS NOT A RACIAL SLUR, FIGURE OF SPEECH, SOMETHING US BLACK PEOPLE SAY!!!
Richard Simmonz: YOUR THE ONE WHO NEEDS PRAYER!
BLANCHE2002: IM NOT THE ONE PRETENDING TO BE GOD!!!
Richard Simmonz: NEITHER AM I.
BLANCHE2002: YOU REALLY DO NEED TO STOP CUZ THAT AINT CUTE AT ALL!!!
Richard Simmonz: I'M NOT TRYING TO BE CUTE.
Richard Simmonz: WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN ALL CAPITALS?
BLANCHE2002: WHAT ARE U BORED OR SOMETHING?
Richard Simmonz: THAT ANNOYS GOD.
Richard Simmonz: GOD IS ANNOYED WITH YOU.
BLANCHE2002: Y R U?
Richard Simmonz: WHAT?!
Richard Simmonz: WRITE OUT THE WORDS! IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT.
BLANCHE2002: IY R U TYPING IN ALL CAPS?
BLANCHE2002: IY=WHY
Richard Simmonz: BECAUSE I'M GOD AND I CAN.
Richard Simmonz: YOUR NOT GOD.
Richard Simmonz: SO....YOU CAN'T!
Richard Simmonz: HA.
BLANCHE2002: OKAY PHYSCHO PATH
Richard Simmonz: YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF THE CAPITAL LETTERS.
Richard Simmonz: STOP THAT!!
Richard Simmonz: AND ITS PSYCHOPATH.
BLANCHE2002: GOD WOULDNT SIT HERE AND ARGUE WITH SOMEONE THAT HE IS GOD HE WOULD JUST PROVE IT!!!!!!!!
Richard Simmonz: AND I DID.
Richard Simmonz: I KNOW YOUR LAST NAME.
BLANCHE2002: WHEN? WERE WAS I WHEN U DID IT?
Richard Simmonz: HOW QUICKLY YOU MORTALS FORGET THINGS... I KNOW YOUR LAST NAME.
BLANCHE2002: NO ACTUALLY YOU DONT KNOW MY LAST NAME!!!
Richard Simmonz: I DO TOO.
Richard Simmonz: HOLD ON... GOD NEEDS TO TAKE A LEAK.
BLANCHE2002: BYE I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN SIT AND CHIT CHAT WITH A FAKE GOD LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard Simmonz: NO WAIT.
Richard Simmonz: GOD IS BACK.
Richard Simmonz: AHHH.. I FEEL BETTER.
BLANCHE2002: WELL IM GONE, BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE!!!
Richard Simmonz: NO!
Richard Simmonz: DON'T GO.
BLANCHE2002: LOOK I AINT PLAYING LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard Simmonz: PLEASE! I JUST WANT TO SAVE YOUR SOUL.
BLANCHE2002: YOUR THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO BE A SAVED I HOPE GOD STRIKES YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard Simmonz: WHY WOULD I STRIKE MYSELF?
BLANCHE2002: SHUT UP... ARE YOU A CRACKHEAD?
BLANCHE2002: DONT CARE 4 YOUR ANSWER
BLANCHE2002: JUST A THOUGHT
Richard Simmonz: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Richard Simmonz: WOULD GOD DO DRUGS?!?
Richard Simmonz: GOD ONLY SMOKES THE MAGIC HERB.
BLANCHE2002: NO GOD WOULDNT BUT I THINK U DO!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard Simmonz: YOUR CONFUSING GOD.
Richard Simmonz: STOP IT!
BLANCHE2002: SHUT UP
Richard Simmonz: NO, YOU SHUT UP.
Richard Simmonz: I COMMAND YOU.
BLANCHE2002: WHATEVA!!!
Richard Simmonz: Well.. I'm afraid duty calls.. I must be going... I hope you have fun in hell giving Hitler enemas for the rest of eternity.
BLANCHE2002: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN? GIVING HITLER ENEMIES...
AND GOD YOU NEED TO LEARN TO SPELL!!!

Richard Simmonz: enemas, dear.. Enemas.
Richard Simmonz: A procedure for cleansing the rectum.
Richard Simmonz: I would think you'd be quite familiar with it.
BLANCHE2002: WHAT THE HECK IS ENEMAS? DO U MEAN ENEMIES?
Richard Simmonz: No.
BLANCHE2002: OKAY WHATEVER IF I DO GO TO HELL IM SURE ILL SEE YOU THERE GOD!!!