Pangs of Relationships
(lyrics improvised from the minds of Jamey Coffman and Jared Colinger)

(Jamey)
What should you do when despair overruns you
I want to hold your hand
(Jared)
I don't ever want to feel like I'm saying that I don't love you
but if I do, don't take it seriously cause
I might be on morphine, or lithium, or other drugs
like Prozac, and such.
Too much Vitamin C can make you go to bed and have to pee...
or so they say.
(Jamey)
One time too many
How (how) should I say (should I say)
I love you (I love you)
(Jared)
Don't make me come over there and smack you up side the head
Don't make me come over there and make me shoot you and make you dead
Unh, unh, unh
I said no.
Are you deaf? I said No!
Absolutely not.
No I can't go shopping today! Cause I gave you money yesterday.
Where does all the money go honey?
Answer me that honey. Answer me that honey! Answer me!