Gohar!
(lyrics improvised from the mind of Brad Smith)

This week, it's fun
fun fun

Who knows that guy with the awful nice
He knows everybody going for here
He knows everybody,
come around the street to watch
Everybody likes to look at him now
he throw a frisbee

Everybody knows him
blahblahblahblahblahblah
He's a doctor, he's a doctor
He's a doctor, he's a doctor
he's a doctor, now

His name's Gohar
He came to America
Two years ago
He became a doctor right now
He, Gohar, has a car
Gohar, has two kids
Gohar, has something right now

Gohar has herpes, Gohar doesn't say please
Gohar likes tubas right now
Gohar looks bad, Gohar smells sad
Gohar is a bug right now

Gohar (repeat)