I'm gonna tell you something you don't wanna hear
You never listen when I talk, maybe you'll listen when I walk
So I made my mind up and made a sandwich
And I didn't shed a tear
I gave you one last minute of my time in this mess I left behind
When you come home tonight and turn on the light
Don't you be suprised to find my little goodbyes

Empty hangers by the closet door, lipstick tube on the bathroom floor
My little goodbyes
Unpaid bills by the kitchen phone
I took the Beatles, left Billy Joel
My little goodbyes
Little goodbyes

I'm sure you're sure I'll be back in just an hour or two
You'll tape a Hallmark to my door
They always said it better than you
And if you're wondering when you're gonna hear from me
Well, take a real good look around boy and it won't be hard to see
When you come home tonight and turn on the light
Don't you be suprised to find my little goodbyes

Took your favorite Dodgers hat, left the litter but I took the cat
My little goodbyes
Loaded up the t.v. in the back of my car
Have fun watching the VCR
My little goodbyes
Little goodbyes

So cry to your mom and your sympathetic friends
And tell 'em, tell 'em how the story ends

My little goodbyes
Took the hourglass, left the sand
Now you've got time on your hands
My little goodbyes
Took the statue from Japan, funny little Buddah man
Change my voice on the machine or there'll be littlegoodbyes with every ring
My little goodbyes
Left the pictures and took the frame
I got the umbrella, here comes the rain
Little goodbyes
Little goodbyes
Little goodbyes

-SheDaisy