The Quiz of Amazingly Stupid Questions

1. What is Harry's last name?

a.Potter
b.Trotter
c.Motter
d.Lotter

2. Harry Potter is a ____ series

a.video
b.magazine
c.book
d. stuffed animals

3. How do you spell "Harry Potter?"

a. H-A-R-R-Y P-O-T-T-E-R
b. R-O-N W-E-A-S-L-EY
c. S-E-V-E-R-U-S S-N-A-P-E
d. D-R-A-C-O

4. Do the Harry Potter books talk?

a. Yes
b. No
c. I wouldn't know
d. What's "talk"?

5. Who is the main character?

a. Gilderoy Lockhart
b. Harry Potter
c. Ron Weasley (I wish)
d. Scabbers

6. Do the characters know how to read?

a. What's "read"?
b. Why would they want to?
c. No
d. Yes

7. What is Harry Potter?

a. a house elf
b. a wizard
c. a batboy
d. a vampire

8. What are the first four letters in the alphabet (yes, I know this has nothing to do with Harry Potter)?

a. S,D,O,C
b. A,C,B,D
c. D,C,B,A
d. A,b,C,d

9. Is Harry Potter the main character?

a. No
b. Yes
c. What's a "main character?"
d. I don't know

10. What color is the sky above Hogwarts?

a. Blue
b. The color of Ron's hair
c. Green
d. Red

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