The 2nd Board Meeting
Me: Okay, so we've finally finished the train scene, although it took us two weeks-
Hermione: Two and a half weeks.
Me: All right, so it took us two and a half weeks. Anyway, any suggestions for a plot?
Dobby: Dobby has one. How about Harry Potter says home and doesn't get into any trouble at Hogwarts?
Me: Where did you come from?
Dobby: Dobby doesn't like to miss board meetings.
Harry (muttering): Wish I could say the same thing.
Me: Any other suggestions?
Ron: I have a question. Are you going to put this board meeting on that thing muggles call the fishernet?
Hermione: ::sigh:: It's called the Internet Ron.
Ron: Whatever. Anyway, is it true the internet is hooked onto fellytones-
Hermione: Telephone Ron. It's called a Telephone.
Ginny: I have an idea for a plot!
George: What, does it have something to do with you marrying Harry?
Ginny: No, maybe in the next one, we could defeat You-Know-Who.
Me: Not bad, but I was planning that later... Hey! I just got an idea!
Everyone (except me): What is it?
Me: I'm not telling you, you'll just have to wait. Meeting adjourned!
(Everyone leaves except Hermione and Ginny)
Me: Can I help you two?
Hermione: In your next story, could you have Ron take Muggle Studies this year? He needs help with them more than I do.
Ginny: Of course, he needs help with restraining himself from that fellytone.
Ron: I heard that!
Me: Er, I'll think about it.
(Ginny and Hermione leave)
(phone rings)
Me: I didn't know there was a phone in here. (Answers it)
Me: Hello?
Ron: Oh, its you.
Me: Ron?
Ron: Er, I was just wondering, what's Harry's fellytone number?
Me: I dunno.
Ron: Oh well, bye.
Me: Goodbye.