Me: Ahem, now it's time to work on this scene, since we're finished with knockturn alley-
Harry: and, which scene is this?
Me: I was just about to get to that, we're going to do a train scene next-
Ron: The train?
Hermione: Shouldn't we do something more interesting?
Me (writing): Harry, Ron and Hermione walked onto the train-
Voldemort: Is this one where I'll win?
Me: No.
Voldemort: Why not? I've done all this hard work to track Potter down, don't I deserve to win just once.
Dobby: No, no, no, leave Harry Potter be!
Me: Listen, neither of you two are in this particular story!
Voldemort: Why not?
Me: You just aren't, so please be quiet.
Me (writing): Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked onto the train, said goodbye to Mrs. Weasley, and took a seat, they were greeted by-
Voldemort: Were they greeted by ME?
Me: No! Now let me continue with the story!
Ginny: Were they greeted by me?
Me: No, you're in a different compartment.
Ginny(dissapointed): oh, alright.
Me(writing): they were greeted by-
Ron: It isn't Professor Snape is it?
Me(writing and very frustrated): No! it wasn't Professor Snape! It was... Voldemort! And he murdered everyone on the train as soon as they arrived! The End! How does everyone like that? Is everyone satisfied now?
Everyone(except Voldemort): No!
Voldemort: Bravo! Bravo! Beautiful story, very well written!
Harry: Are you mad? That wasn't even a story!
Voldemort: Do you challenge me, Lord Voldemort?
Hermione: Come on, we really need to think of a plot.
Me: Why don't I think of a plot? Meanwhile, you guys can, just go do something.
Hermione: Can't we all think of a plot?
Ron: Nope.... mmm..strawberry!
Voldemort: Are those Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans you're eating Weasley? Can I have one?
Ron: Um, sure
Voldemort: Mmmm..... Bleeargh! It's pepper! You gave ME Lord Voldemort a pepper flavored bean? Do want to bear MY wrath?
Ron: No
Voldemort: Well, you shall bear it anyway!
[Ron runs away]
Me: Ron, Ron! Come back! He was only kidding..... oh good grief!
Voldemort: Then you shall all bear my wrath!
[everyone runs away]
Me: Wait! Where are you going!? We still have a story to do!
Voldemort: Oh, and it was just getting good to... oh well, good-bye!
[Voldemort dissapears]
Me (writing): Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked onto the train...