A Letter of the Upmost Importance to My Member of Parliment
To:
Mr. Nelson Riis
Member Of Parliament
I don't know how to start this off with out being really mean. This is a letter about you and your government. Don't stop reading now cause I pay my taxes so that you can have a spa. Don't pass this off to a comrade cause were not in Russia. This deserves to be read and to be thought about.
When I Vote you will be the first to go. I don't like the NDP's policy on Gay Rights. When the first leaders of our country established the The first human rights I don't think that they were intending for it to be changed to allow Gays and Lesbians to marry and collect pensions. I don't want my taxes to going to pay for the old age of morally unclean people.
Iam not an anarchist and I do want some form of government and I do realize that it must be hard to govern a country. BUT why do we the people have to pay for your briefcases and tunnels from your offices to the library. Your tush might get a little cold but what about the street people who sit on there cold bums day in and day out while you refuse to walk in the snow for 5 minutes. Why don't you just build a tunnel from your office to parliament and then you wont have to pay for all that air fare. Cry me a river.
The worst is when you go to conferences and eat all that expensive Caviar and crackers and then put it all on the bill of the tax payers. Could you not foot the bill from your fat paycheck? I mean if I go to a conference say about United Nations, I have a bake sale to raise funds in order to learn about the world. I get lasagna and salad (which is still good) but I do not have to pay for airfare or for Champagne or Caviar. Just pop and water.
Please respond with what you are doing in order to aid this problem of over spending and then you might move up on my list of people to consider.
Best Regards (in your sauna)
T-Bone I. Timbo
(Using red text in rememberance of the red tape that the Gov't uses.)
For thou hast to go back and look at more silly stuff
